noooooooooo
you can define "great" as completely in tune with what does it for one another so that you know exactly what to do and when and where, gets better and better every time you do it, and makes both of you come so hard that you can't walk straight for a week!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well in that case
I have very definitely not ever had 'great' sex.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Have you considered going with someone older, more experience I mean?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Halt!
You've been cock-blocked by

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Problem here, I'm younger than her.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I know, it just made me giggle is all

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Haha, fair enough!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I'm clicking this as much as physically possible

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

*does some arithmetic*
All of the people I've slept with have been older and more experienced than me.
(berk, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Fookin hell, not good at all
I was quite freaked out when I found out that about 1/5 of mine are older than me, seems I go for the younger ones mainly (before the paedo jokes start, 90% are within a year of me)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

the problem is when the sex is that great
but everything else is dire. that is when it becomes very hard to walk away. i've been lucky, for all i whinge on here it's mostly tongue-in-cheek - the reality is that nearly everyone i have slept with has equalled lots and lots of amazing sex.

this being said, i don't think it's ever been at all great the first time with anyone new. i guess you've got to work at it a little bit until you both feel comfortable enough to be sexy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Agreed
First time sex is never amazing, but given time and comfort it can be awesome.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

engage engines
smug factor 10.

first time with mrs V was amazing, but that's probably because we'd been putting it off until I was actually free of my ex, so had to wait quite a while.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

First time with one girl was amazing
The rest have been either 'meh', shit, or absolutely fucking hilarious.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

my very first time I was loaded up with gin
which imbued me with great stamina. We broke her bed and a shelf above it.

I totally cannot remember my first time with my last ex.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

My last ex, I remember the first time
She came round to keep my company when I was ill, one thing led to another, went from there really.

However, when I woke up naked next to her at New Year, I DON'T remember that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)