Make it a birthday present for Wiggy?
He really would love you forever. Your mantle of 'Best Girlfriend Ever' would likely be permanant.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I once gave him a blowjob whilst he was smoking a spliff
I got the title then.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

One of mine used to greatly enjoy giving me blowjobs when I was on the phone.
I had booked the day off once, but they needed to contact me for something. I answered, as we weren't doing anything at the time, and she decided she'd show me how much her gag reflex was disappearing.

Great fun, but difficult to not have your voice wobble when you're chatting to your boss.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I once did that to a guy when he was on the phone to his girlfriend.
Bring on the judgement.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

*JUDGES*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

*FEELS JUDGED*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Good girl!
Good to see we're all as bad as each other!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)

this is a lifelong dream of mine
and have never managed it :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I'll be round in 5
hours.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Well, if you ask Kitty nicely, she might introduce you to him
EDIT: I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY, DAMNIT!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)