Nope, someone asked me to piss on her though,
that was a bit of a turn off, that and she was a mental who'd already slept with 3 of my friends.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So a deal breaker, albeit for a rather specific case study?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

he didn't say he didn't do it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I didn't do it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

The question is: should you feel sorry for these people?
I'm just going to play Devil's Advocate for a minute because, mercifully, nobody's ever asked me to do anything that "niche" to them before. But consider what it must be like for them to have such a fetish - do you think they realise that it's weird and repulsive to the rest of us? Consider then the long chain of disappointments she must have had when you were presumably the fourth man in a row to refuse to urinate over her - will she ever find true happiness, or is she destined to wander the planet in search of a man who will shower her with whichever bodily fluids she desires? Now I'm not sure where I was going with this one so I'll stop.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Yeah you're overthinking it,
she was hammered and trying to be "lolwakki" I think.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Oh. Oh, well in that case, just run.
Run far away.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Answer:
They should join fetish sites, go to clubs, and meet like-minded people. Or slowly bring kink into a lengthy relationship, if the other partner's willing.

Not on a 1 night stand.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I wondered why you kept giving TGB funny looks that morning...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I give her funny looks all the time
She's funny looking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'd be no help.
I get shy bladder just standing at urinals.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

hahaha "I'd love it if you peed on me"
"I'm trying woman, stop looking at me!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

this is totally what would happen to me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Still, it's a better thought out reply than the "something based on that episode of The Simpsons were Bart becomes famous for saying I didn't do it" effort that I had in mind.

(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)