I've just had my hair cut and I shall be having dinner soon.
Posh fish cakes, mash and peas.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How much did he cut off?
I detect by your lack of rage that it may have been "just the right amount".
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

More than I wanted really but not too much that I feel pissed off.
It needed doing and it will now grow long and luscious.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

it would have done so anyway my love

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Hair needs trimming now and then to make it look healthy.
*hopes enzyme is listening*
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

I went two years without cutting mine and it looked great
until I cut it, at least
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

You probably have nicer hair than me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

I don't see how.
You just need the product and willingness to make it look nice.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

I'm lazy and I prefer that just got out of bed look.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)

My daughter didn't have even a trim until she was 9 years old.
It used to take me about 1.5 hours to wash, condition and dry her hair when she was young. I quite miss doing it though.


(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Lovely hair though.
I looked like a boy until about that age.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Thank you.
It was something she took pride in, but as she got older resented it being her defining feature. It's now really short at the neck, longer at the sides and with the regrettably ubiquitous sweep round fringe.
(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:38, Reply)

I bet she doesn't.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Too right, I used to make her do her times tables to pass the time.

(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Daughter's mother made her grow her hair almost to her feet until she was seven.
She hated all the washing and drying and brushing. She can do what the hell she likes with it since she came to me, and she's not taken it too far at all. Yet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Absolutely. It's got to be whatever they want.

(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Cousin It !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Mine needs a trim.
I resent paying £30 for this though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Go to a barber then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I don't trust them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Is there anyone you do trust?

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:11, Reply)

PONCE

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:38, Reply)

He needs that much hair
to help transport the heat away from his enormous brain
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

How about next time saying
"You ALWAYS cut off more than I'd like so how about this time you cut off less than you think you should and maybe we can reach some kind of agreement instead of me looking in the mirror for six weeks after you've cut it and casting your name into the evil half of the universe?"
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I shant be having another cut for at least six months.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

the two are, I take it, not intrinsically connected?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Yes, I'm having hairy custard for pudding.

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:05, Reply)

That could be developed into one of the most horrible euphemisms in history
you realise?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:12, Reply)

bleaugh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Haha!
I hope so.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)