I hate hymns, I have always hated hymns.
At primary school in the 80's it seemed that we were always singing hymns. I bet they don't make the little bastards sing them anymore.

At weddings where we have to sing hymns I find myself regressing to my 7 y/o self, where I think to myself; "Almost there, just the chorus, another stupid verse and then the chorus again and I can sit down again"

Stupid hymns.

Alt Q: Best wedding was my mates in Gretna Green, they had a piper in full scotchland regalia.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No religious music permitted at mine.
My friend wanted "All things bright and beautiful" as her wedding hymn but unfortunately for her she was marrying the most hardline anti-Creationist possible and he went apoplectic at the idea that "the Lord God made them all".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

It's always "All thing bright an beautiful" for some reason
I have sung it so many times, I don't even find the line about "The purple headed mountains" funny anymore.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I totally have this in my head now
damn you!
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Ha! Is it being played badly on recorders?
(do kids even learn to play the recorder anymore? I hope not)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

No, it's being sung badly by a bunch of 5 year olds
why my brain is doing this to me I am genuinely not sure.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

That's awful
the sound of children singing is like nails down a blackboard to me
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)