I really wouldn't hit Omniwhore.
She's press charges, you'd get a caution and then wouldn't be able to get a job for ages.

Woah, I came over all Psychochomp then with a serious answer and shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sensible answer is right
But it doesn't make things any better. What if I just tell her she's fucking stupid while sitting on my hands.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

haha that won't look mental!!
yeah verbally abuse her all you want, just don't slap her about.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

It'll stop me getting "accidentally" violent though.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

repeat everything she says in a funny voice
until she hits you, then press charges.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I like this
it made me giggle
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

People press charges when you punch them?
Oh SHIT.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

They're building a serial case file on you
that's why they haven't come for you yet
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Hahahah.
*calls lawyer*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

NO WAIT PLEEEEEEASE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)