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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is B3ta in decline?
Am I right to think that the usage of this site is lower than it used to be? I haven’t seen any site stat’s but it seems to me that with the exception of OT (which seems about the same), /talk seems to have much less going on than it used to and QOTW doesn’t get as many answers as it used to or from as many people. IMO the quality of QOTW posts seems to be lower than it used to be.

Alt: Which website do you use the most (except B3ta)?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:09, 338 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It'll pick up again, I think it's just been poor QOTW recently
Plus, most of the old regulars don't often post on the main Q anymore, myself included.

Alt: Facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I currently have Facebook, Gmail, Etsy and Cracked open
but b3ta is the one I'm on the most by far. Speaking of that, I need to do some work.

Also, yes the QOTW does appear to be in decline, but I think that's because the best questions have already been asked. Plus there's now a tendency to make shitty puns out of it which are pretty annoying.

I stop reading QOTW posts as soon as someone uses "proceeded to" more than once.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I just read the username and then ignore their writing.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I like to try and guess who it is by their writing style

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I rarely read it QOTW now. Don't bother with the newsletter that often either.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I got about half way through the bad relationships QOTW
before I gave up. It was mostly unfunny, whiney crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Like most relationships right guys?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
*tumbleweed*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
SHUT UP
Have I been judged yet?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I can hear laughter coming from her room
so probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Excellent.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)
I can see your tears from here.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)
What? Chicks love girls that make them laugh,
I read that in cosmo.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
alt = pornhub

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
extremetube.com
wild.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Like what?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Bring back Bert.
Nothing like a scandal to get people writing.

Alt q: newport.ac.uk or facebook
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
He's probably already back
He probably never left
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Eh, it suffers from peaks and troughs
Alt: Lifehacker, Gizmodo, Kotaku and Cracked.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(TheColonel, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
BBC national weather.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Can't you just look out of the window like I do?
I think it might rain you know.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
if the met office don't do it
then why should she?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Good point
Well made.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
my proximity to the met office makes me something of an authority on the matter

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I need to know if it's going to rain tomorrow.
I have dog walks to plan.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Well the dogs will need walking regardless of the weather.
So I fail to see your point.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
They won't go out if it's pissing it down.
And depending on the weather I choose where to walk.

TAKE THAT DOGGY SHAGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
So if it's raining you'll go for a walk in the south of France?
Is that what you're saying? Is it? Is it?

The dogs will go out if you drag them out.

TAKE THAT VEGGIE, BUT NOT REALLY A VEGGIE.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Have you seen their little bedraggled faces after being in the rain? Eh!
They don't look happy AT ALL! If they don't want to go out in the rain then I'm not going to make them.

And if it's been very wet then I don't go walking in fields because they will be full of mud even though I have wellies as it's hard work walking in mud.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
It'll do 'em good to experience a bit of rain.
They'll soon dry off and warm up in front of the gas-fire. Bedraggled faces, my arse.

They are dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
You are not the boss of me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Don't you oppress me.
I'll be the boss of whoever I want.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
So you do want to be the boss of me then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I'm saying that because I'm so awesome
I can boss whoever I want, whenever I want.

So nah!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
OH SO YOU'RE THE AWESOME ONE NOW?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I always was.
What makes you think I wasn't the awesome one?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Probably the fact your lying in bed ill and I'm running about as fit as a butcher's dog.
That might be part of it.

We could do a poll on B3ta but I hate to see grown men cry.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

running about as fit as a butcher's not walking a
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
*snort*
*applauds*
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Brilliant!
Although I'm sure I'll get the blame for this somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I'm off home to think of my revenge.
*plots*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
So I'm pretty safe then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
which translates to "I don't take my dogs out in the wet because they'll make the house dirty and it's hard work and I will disguise this by claiming the dogs don't want to go anyway"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I have no problem with muddy dogs as they are not my dogs and don't make my house dirty.
*blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Ah so it is just the "hard work walking in mud" aspect that you're disguising then.
*blows raspberry back*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
You definitely aren't the boss of me either.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I wouldn't employ someone who denies a dog a walk.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I don't deny them a walk nor do I make them walk.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
So if they're busy playing poker
You just leave them to it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Heh.
(Sorry to interrupt)
(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
This

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I'll be the boss of you, if you like.
*cracks whip*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Hahahah!
*pats on head*

Sure you will hon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Aw man.
Patronising rejection from the most desperate woman on the internets.

It's a sad day for me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
*laughs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
sickbed-lols.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
a new low.
how does that make you feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I think the clue is where I said
"It's a sad day for me."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
the audience needs more than that
where is your usual eloquence?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
It is wallowing in a mire of self-pity.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
you have my sympathy

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
my whippet won't go out in the rain
or when it's windy, or slightly cold. She loves the snow though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
stop calling your vagina "my whippet"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
whose vagina 'goes out' in the rain?!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
does it?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
short, fat ninja edit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
alt Yahoo mail

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
alright BFF

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Vipamundo!
How are you ol' friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I'm good ta
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I'm SHATTERED
but a happy bunny.
I've been to the Scot-land and had fun and looked after my baby cousin and eaten haggis and eaten a fly.
What you been up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Eeek gtg

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
My money would have been on
www.kappa.com or the Sports Direct website.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Sod off you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Facebook, outlook, etsy and megavideo
Oh and my university blackboard site, for doing work, obv.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
outlook isn't a website

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Outlook web access for her uni
At a guess. Which is a website.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Be wrong less and I shall oblige

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
FEWER!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
This.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
We had to use it too
I hated it more with each day of uni.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
yes it is
www.outlook.com
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
you can shut up too

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Hello Appley goodness

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Hello Roooooota!
How are you my dear? I did miss you at the bash.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I prefer regretsy
much more fun.

Also, I am only friends with Lampers on FB, why are you on there?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I don't understand this question/

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I was trying to make it seem like I was popular
*cries*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Would you like to be my friend on fb?
Is that what you're trying to say?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I think that's what he's getting at...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I've never met you
it's against my rules!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I try not to look at etsy too much.
I could get seriously in debt if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
That's pretty much where my student loan goes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Worlds upon worlds of this

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I can has help pls?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Eh?
EDIT - oh, spotted it now. Hang on.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Thank youuuu

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
If I've understood the question rightly
- say it was coding for a protein, then no, the stop and start codons are't included in the 50.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

If I've understood the question rightly
- say it was coding for a protein, then no, the stop and start codons are't included in the 50.
DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Stop it, you're making me hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I've got a labcoat with my name on it and everything.

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Good God woman.
I think Noel just fainted.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
OH FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
There;s not a lot that's sexy about a labcoat, tbh
unless you do what I once did, spill acid all down your jeans and then have to wander round all day in a labcoat and knickers.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
HAHA FUCKING STOP IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
It really wasn't a good look.

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Poor Noel!
Clean up on Aisle 4!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
*snigger*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Whenever I hear "clean up on aisle..." these days,
it makes me think of "Jizz in my pants" by The Lonely Island.

"When Bruce Willis was dead, at the end of Sixth Sense..."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Does Noel have the opposite of white coat syndrome or something?

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
He's a Labcoataphile
Which is why I now only wear wipe-clean jackets to bashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I'd better not tell him about
the sexy secretary glasses and the clipboard, then...
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Add fishnets to the mix
And I think he'll orgasm so much eventually it'll be spitting out dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I have some of those, too
I don't wear them at work though, that'd be weird.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Ok, this is all getting a little bit weird now.
I appear to have outed myself as some kind of fetishist, when really I just like pretty sciencey girls and horse porn
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Hmm
So what does this picture do to you?

Not particularly NSFW, but not a very good idea in anywhere where your boss can see your screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Kari does it for me because she seems like quite a nice person too.
But that picture is all that is wrong with sexing things up.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
She's fucking gorgeous anyway, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Ah, but would you do it for Noel?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
That entirely depends
on how nicely he asked.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)
O.O

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
You know you make me horny, baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
For me to believe this
you are going to have provide some sort of photographic evidence.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Older readers may remember the series "A Very Peculiar Practice"
Which featured Barbara Flynn wearing not much under her fitted labcoat.


(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
NIPPLES

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
DISAGREE

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)
*high-fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Hear hear!
PROOF
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)
*copies image for later*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Hohoho jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Mmm. It's got more to do with the person IN the labcoat
than the labcoat itself. So in my case, it's true.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Entirely this.
The first bit I mean, not the last.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
So you're calling berk ugly?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Hmmmm?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Thanks,
That sorts it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Definitely in decline, but hopefully not terminal
QOTW is definitely on a downward spiral. It probably doesn't help that a lot of the more entertaining posters have left - which is probably linked to all those ham touchers from /talk coming over and pouncing on every post that involves sex.

Alt Q : Facebook
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
It's not just /talkers that troll qotw.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
^ this ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Where else are they from?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Here.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
There is definitely not enough sex on B3ta anymore.
I have to get it from somewhere for christ's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Do you mean actual sex, or "ooo matron" innuendo and wotnot?
because I can do the second one
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Either.
More likely is the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
There is no sex on the internet
we all know that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
I never read qotw, but /talk does seem to be declining.
alt: facebook or youtube
I love youtube because I can listen to whatever I want at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
You should have seen it ten years ago (or maybe you did)
only /board and that was full of shitty Paint drawings of lolwakki animals with everyone going on about how great it was.

B3ta's a fucking goldmine of comedy compared to those days, even QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
when "it was all fields" eh?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Indeed
and like most fields, it was mainly cowpats.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Mind you there's been less bullshit since CuntyHanky (thankfully) fucked off.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Never really understood the amount of arsey posts he managed to generate
to be honest. Nobody ever said QOTW had to be gospel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
It was the people who "were literally crying with laughter"
about his fourth 200 word nob gag that day which pissed me off.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
It was the sycophancy from others and the excessive use of metaphors that used to rile me.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Both valid points
and both easily solved by ignoring or just not reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)
You can also ignore arsey posts

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, I didn't understand
that doesn't mean I cared ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
I gathered, that was just the standard response to the people that quothed
"If you don't like don't read" which prompted a certain member of OT to write "I'm not going to read this" under his posts. A small act which in itself was funnier than anything spanky wrote.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
One thing I do like about this site
is little odds and sods like that. I also like that gargantuan ASCII dinosaur in the top hat that Psychochomp sometimes posts.

B3ta was founded on puerility, not cuntishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I fucking love that picture

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
I don't know
some of Pooflake's metaphors had me giggling quietly to myself for whole minutes at a time.
Spanky was a bit of a knob though.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I find Pooflake's posts exhausting to read
I want to shout "get to the damn point!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I noticed he fucked off right when it became harder to rig the vote
coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
^I like this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Not Cowjam though.
He's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)
B3ta has become a victim of it's own success IMHO...
...QOTW is a shadow of it's former self, I think part of this is because posters have become very disillusioned. From my own point of view it's become full of bad karma lately and the sense of fun has long gone. I know that a few old hands on QOTW agree with this which is why they don't post anymore.

The best way back would be to remove the reply function on QOTW posts. The not so funny entries simply died on their arse anyway and didn't need reams of ascii facepalms and ym responses to banish them from the Best Of page.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Yeah but then there was the @bollocks
that made /qotw unreadable for months.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Which was when?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Before nested replies.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)
it worked fine
couldn't go back to it though, it'd be a nightmare.

it amused me when one of the mods/scripters stumbled through here and were like: what, "no nested replies? I'll sort that out." completely oblivious to a lot of people on here going "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I meant before replies at all.
and before offtopic, the way people would comment on a story by posting another new story about it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
This is why you couldn't get rid of the reply function
Plus if you ignore the trolls, it's quite nice to get some positive feedback if you've gone to the trouble of posting a story.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
people just need to be less sensitive
who gives a shit if someone says a story is lies.

Either it is lies, or the person who posted it knows it isn't. Either way it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Oh christ, this in spades
I don't think it's necessary to troll a dubious QotW post, but some of those fuckwits have got to learn to be a little more thick-skinned.

"Holy shit, you've got breasts?" being a classic (and in hindsight, hilarious) example.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
it's not necessary
but a lot of the time it is quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
ah I see
yeah, you are right about that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I quite liked
Speak your Branes but something similar happened over there. I don't bother anymore.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Alright PJM?
Good idea to remove replies from posted questions. You could always gaz the poster if you had a genuine question for them.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Or at least the option to allow comments on your posts, or not?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)
possibly. A fail button could also work and help reduce the amount of trolling.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
The fact that no-one can write anything about sex anymore without being jumped on is part of it
Anyone who has a triumph, moral or physical, is asked whether they drive an accord, sleep with prostitutes, etc. It's just stupid now.

Tbh, I quite enjoyed Spanky's work, it was entertaining from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I think Amorous Badger has contributed to this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Definitely
Although even he's softened recently, as has Rory Lyon.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I don't, really.
All he did was flag up the questionable and downright stupid posts. It's the respondents who are responsible for trolling and as people keep saying, this is b3ta; even though qotw has generally been the softer side of the site it's still got teeth and I fucking love that, it's why most of us are here.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I'm here for the pussy

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
How's that working out?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)
not good my friend
not good at all
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Well you know what they say;
"It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never had a really nice steak sandwich"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
mmmm, steak sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)
What sauce could you have on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I have a jar of homemade chimichurri in the fridge
I'd probably go with that

valid alternatives would be hot horseradish sauce or English mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
chimichurri sounds like a Pokemon

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)
how do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
poke 'em on
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)
How do you make Lady Gaga squeal?
Poke 'er Face

Sorry.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Please leave the internet for 48 hours.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
I love this joke

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Thank you, I shall give either a try
Never been able to find an appropriate sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
yeah could try a blend of mustard and mayo if you preferred something less fiery
I like hot mustard and horseradish though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I've been 'ank marvin since Chompy started that thread about roast meat sandwiches

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I've just eaten a Reese's NUTRAGEOUS bar
it was super nom
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Nah, it's meat that I want

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
BGB?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
There's no innuendo here
all i'm saying is that i'm hungry and I could really do with a hot beef injection
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I think there are others here who would agree with you
But I am not one. Simply because I've gone off Beef a bit at the minute, it's been really badly cooked the last couple of times I've had it. I spent far too long rolling the meat around my mouth before I could get it properly inside me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Office lol
right here right now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
*high five*
Best of all the bars.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Pussy with teeth?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)
no, she's not my type
and I'm not hers
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Kitty?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)
nuff said

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Bobby?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
"the"
not "a"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
He's somehow managed to be the unholy trinity
Knob, Pussy, and arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Why?
Because I ignored her? She said herself she is in a vile mood. She was being a tit for the sake of it so I ignored her. I don't see anything knobbish, pussyish or arsehole in there at all?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
don't think he was referring to that
it was more a general insult
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
WAH WAH IGNORE!
Also, The Wire
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I like the Wire :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
shhh, sisterhood and all that

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
It was a joke
I couldn't give two shits about the argument you and Kitty had, someone provided me with an opportunity for a joke, and I took it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Good man, fair enough.
If you can't spare two shits what about a guff to the face?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I've been dropping some vicious ones today.
One lad went into the toilet after I came out. He then came to my desk to complain about the smell. I'm quite proud of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
hardly
you were a dick to me so I responded in kind.

If you're going to give it out in the manner that you do you have to learn to take it as well instead of just having a pathetic tantrum every time.

And this post is easily the meanest I've ever been to you, despite your almost constant dickheadery.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Can you be more angry more often plz
it's kind of fun.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I want to wake the ANGERTRON
I don't like being mean, it makes me feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Man up
scream and shout then go home and apologise to your boyfriend for you despicable behaviour.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I apologised last night
he did not.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
have you tried burning your own house down?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I like my house
it's probably nicer than yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Probably.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Apologies, I was under the impression I was responding in kind.
Anyway bygones. In a bit folks.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Don't bow down to her hormonal rant
tell her to fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Look Chompster as much as I appreciate the advice I'd be better off listening to Fred West.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
you're such a stirring little weasel.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Kroney makes a good point
Which I think can be extrapolated to QotW. Never read much of /talk so can't comment on that one, but look at the responses to some of the first couple of QotWs and you can see it took a while to hit its stride, though some of the Best stories are still pretty funny. Eventually it develops into a board where people start to tell stories properly, and people begin to write with a bit more style (ignoring all the variant erroneous spellings of 'cue'), and I think eventually, since a lot of the best writers from this era have drifted away to /talk, /OT or off b3ta altogether, it's been left with a large number of people desperate to imitate this writing style but not having any good stories to tell. Or just not being able to write with any style.

Alt: I've been wasting a lot of time on Soundcloud lately.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I've just not had any stories to tell really
I was never babysat, so there's pretty much nothing I can say about it.

Been that way a few times recently...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I didn't have any stories either
I decided to be creative this week, but ordinarily I find it's easier to just give up and talk bollocks with the people over here. However, is this just a sign of my increasing apathy and laziness? Would I have mustered a story or a joke for a sub-par question* nine months ago? I wonder sometimes whether I'm just too cynical now to think that I've got something worth typing up for public inspection.

*Edit: Not that I think this one's sub-par, it's had its moments this week.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I've always been very cautious with my stories
I must admit, I've always hated criticism on them, immature as that is. That's why I put time into most of my posts, taking up to an hour to type them and edit. So I only write a story if I think it's really worth telling, if I'm unsure, I just don't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Kroney very rarely makes good points
It's true though, all forums go through peaks and troughs. I stopped posting on QOTW a long time ago, it wasn't because of annoying posters, or trolls, or nested replies or whatever. I just ran out of anything interesting to talk about.

Hasn't stopped me banging on about nothing on /OT, but that's what it's for.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
same here
if a qotw comes up that I have a non-shit story for, I'll post it. If not, then I won't
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
lol baldmonkey.
I can't believe you logged out just to see this.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)
one day b3ta will only consist of baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Part of me would like to try that for a day
Only allow him and the mods to log in for 24 hours. I'd be intrigued to see what the boards looked like the following day.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
like the mental breakdown of one man

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
The experimentalist in me thinks it would be fascinating
The pragmatist suspects it would be terrifying to behold.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I dread to think what that would look like.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
"1000000th post,
100000th post!!!!
100000th post!!!!!!!" etc., etc...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
You forgot the "WOO" and "YAY"

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I do apologise.
NEEDS MOAR AUTISMS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
and the photo of the asian women with squids on their heads.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)
*beaker*
just got my collection back, and new top arrived in the post. I want to wear it tonight but it's too low really
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
collection of?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)
what we call end of term exams
I got 62 which puts me at a low 2.1 with the examiner reiterating the same thing as always- I make good points but don't appear to have ever read any secondary sources
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Basically you've been rumbled as a skiver.
Thanks B3ta.

EDIT also, what Crow said.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
I read the secondary sources
but fuck me if I can remember the names of the same fifty old men who make points I disagree with
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
call yourself a woman?
we bear very specific grudges FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Shit! I'm a woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Nice one.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Bacon and sausage.
Amberl is really Lady Gaga.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
just write "stop looking at my fucking tits"
on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
haha I like this
but although I do get annoyed with people focusing only on my breasts, I also understand there is a difference between reasonably lowcut and unacceptable and thus inviting stares
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
my friend has a top from French Connection that said
"arretes looking at mes boobies", makes me lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS UNACCEPTABLY LOW CUT.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Who got that badge at the bash?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Nooooooooo
It's not too low, go on wear it! I hope I'm not too late.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)
netsoundsmusic.com
headheritage.com/unsung
garagepunk.com


and my favourite: batteredisafuckinggaylord.com
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
oh you're a member of that too?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
that's a popular site.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
If I hit a girl because she is fucking stupid
What's the likelihood of me getting in trouble for lolracism/intolerance because she also happens to be a Muslim, depsite this having nothing to do with the fact that she's fucking stupid and won't stop messing around?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Hitting people is wrong
and you'll get into trouble

alt: BURN HER FUCKING BURKA THE CUNT
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Who did you hit, and why did you hit her?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I've not hit her yet,
But I'm getting there.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post925966
She's continuing to be an arse.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Stop trying to act tough online
it's unbecomming and we all know you'll never hit her.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
You said you were going to give being superior a rest

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
only to you,
anyway I asked you a question right up there^^
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I answered it
God, deeeeeeesperate....
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I'm not trying to act tough
I'm a fucking pacifist but this is how angry she makes me
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
do that repeaty thing I said below then.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)
depends if she's a total cunt
if she pulls the intolerance card, you're going to have to fight hard to avoid it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I really wouldn't hit Omniwhore.
She's press charges, you'd get a caution and then wouldn't be able to get a job for ages.

Woah, I came over all Psychochomp then with a serious answer and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Sensible answer is right
But it doesn't make things any better. What if I just tell her she's fucking stupid while sitting on my hands.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
haha that won't look mental!!
yeah verbally abuse her all you want, just don't slap her about.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
It'll stop me getting "accidentally" violent though.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
repeat everything she says in a funny voice
until she hits you, then press charges.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I like this
it made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)
People press charges when you punch them?
Oh SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
They're building a serial case file on you
that's why they haven't come for you yet
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Hahahah.
*calls lawyer*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)
NO WAIT PLEEEEEEASE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Just get her at night
Tear her clothing, and blame that Rapist who seems to be working his way round manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Shout "ALLAH AKBAR!" as you hit her
she can't argue with that
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Sadly, it's absolutely inevitable
When Cheeerrl Ceeerl twatted that bog-troll, it was the the fact she was black that got everyone's backs up. Lesson for life, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Cheryl Cole isn't black

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Hahah nice pedantry, Nommers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Ah, she was Sheryl Tweedy back then
she proved she wasn't racist by marrying a black guy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
kind of backfired on her though didn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Why? Did she realise that she didn't like black people after all?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Turns out
black people didn't like her. Probably because she kept hitting them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
If you know of a better way to keep black people in line (especially those in the service industry)
i'd like to hear it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)
A large strip of velcro running along the wall at head height?
Considering deleting this - too much?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I'm taking this idea straight to Dragons Den
Edit - Don't delete, you're not being racist, you're holding a mirror up to the face of racism. And then shouting the 'N' word.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)
What the Colonel said
Yes, it's wrong, but it's fucking funny.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Leave it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)
No, that she was homophobic as well,
so the marriage of convenience had to end.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
That's what she gets for marrying a bumgay

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Prezackly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)
If I said this you would go apeshit

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)
'blackfired' you might say.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
No you wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I might

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Really?
Dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
What can I say?
Under my gentle fuzzy exterior lies a massive racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Bernard?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Hit her, nothing can go wrong with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Hit her with a shoulder of pork.
And then set a dog on her. They fucking love that.

Also, keep trying to stuff an envelope into her hijab eye-slot and say 'sorry I thought you were a letterbox'.

Then chuck a shoe at her.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I fucking LOVE this.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
POTD

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Two 'NOM'inations in one day! I feel blessed.
Did you get that cock-gaz, by the way - OR WAS THE FILE TOO LARGE?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)
A file won't get bigger if you zoom in
Sorry mate
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)
gazes don't contain or attach the files, they embed them
Don't you know how beta works???
*nasal snort*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)
HAHAHAH COS I DIDN'T *ACTUALLY* SEND ONE. AHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)
HAHAHAHAH
what are we laughing at?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
I've forgotten
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I was so excited as well

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I NEVER GOT IT
I was so disappointed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Just imagine it instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)
*imagines*
*laughs*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)
You don't laugh like that!
It's AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHA ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)
God, sorry
*imagines*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)
There's a great cock pic story from 4chan
but I can't look for it at work obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Just kick her in the cod mitten

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)
What a wonderful turn of phrase
Well played
(TheColonel, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)
Why don't you give Creepy Guy her number?
Say you only gave him your number, so you could get his to set the two up, win win!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Oh that's good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

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