Hit her with a shoulder of pork.
And then set a dog on her. They fucking love that.

Also, keep trying to stuff an envelope into her hijab eye-slot and say 'sorry I thought you were a letterbox'.

Then chuck a shoe at her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I fucking LOVE this.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

POTD

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Two 'NOM'inations in one day! I feel blessed.
Did you get that cock-gaz, by the way - OR WAS THE FILE TOO LARGE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

A file won't get bigger if you zoom in
Sorry mate
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

gazes don't contain or attach the files, they embed them
Don't you know how beta works???
*nasal snort*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

HAHAHAH COS I DIDN'T *ACTUALLY* SEND ONE. AHAHAHAHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

HAHAHAHAH
_{what are we laughing at?}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
I've forgotten
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I was so excited as well

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I NEVER GOT IT
I was so disappointed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Just imagine it instead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

*imagines*
*laughs*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

You don't laugh like that!
It's AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHA ffs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

God, sorry
*imagines*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)

There's a great cock pic story from 4chan
but I can't look for it at work obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)