that would be rather rude, don't you think?
I've pretty much given up on the idea that I will ever have an "other half" anyway
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Men are dreadful and bitches be trippin' balls.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I don't think all men are, just the men that seem to be interested in me

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Have you "tried for the other side"? Might be more of an option

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)

well, to be honest, I like dick
perhaps it's time to get that gastric band and plastic surgery I've been wondering about....
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

But Richard doesn't like you?
Move on, there will be others.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)

There's certainly plenty of dicks in the states.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)

that's what I'm doing
moving on
just not onto anyone else
sort of stuck in limbo here
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Keep your chin up
Things will improve.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:55, Reply)

doubtful
it's been 12 years of watching my friends get involved, get married, have children
and here I am, wouldn't be so bad if I'd had gotten anything from any person I've ever been with
but that's just what they are, not relationships or boyfriends, just people I've been with.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)

This is true for me without fail.
Any man I show an interest in will either like me as a friend or treat me with utter disdain.
Any man who shows an interest me I will find so skincrawlingly horrid I can't bear to be around them.
Men will lie to me over whether or not they like me, but will tell the truth only after I get my hopes up.
Men seem to regret ever having anything to do with me. Unless they're a bit odd and try and add you back on facebook after you spectacularly remove them from my life.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

men boys
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Maybe.
I had more luck with boys (under or around 18) than I ever did with those over that age.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)

ugh see
what's the fucking point
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)

I rid him of his virginity, and what does he do?
Fucker isn't even grateful.

/could apply to 2 people in this instance.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)

do not like
I had devirginised the mouth of one and then he tells me he wants to give me love forever
after one date
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

O_O
I've introduced several to the heady (lol) world of blowjobs. It's a lot of fun.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:51, Reply)

oh my hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)

I have a hilarious story
I say hilarious story, it's awful and dark and distrubing and I shouldn't really keep bringing up as it's only me who finds it hilarious.

but yes involving the subject of my post above, lolololol
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:55, Reply)

spill.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I will if you do.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I have said above who the cunt was; Wormulus, I have decided not to say who I thought who the least attractive woman was
I think I should leave the internet for a while in a bit. Getting tetchy.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Sorry for pushing it.
I was curious. Don't leave.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I'm tired that's all.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)

That's just creepy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)

How old are you?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:25, Reply)

old enough

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)

+ to know better, young enough not to care?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)

no, just old enough to know what I'm talking about

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)

You sound really low.
Fingers crossed a good nights sleep sorts you out.

Failing that, use violence against your housemates.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

not really, just being honest

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)

What, in an ideal world, would be the qualities you'd want from a significant other?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

what anyone else would want
love, respect, honesty, a working cock
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:49, Reply)

so if you aren't bothered about looks and a sense of humour
I fail to see why you've failed to bag a keeper.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:51, Reply)

gee, maybe because I'm fat and ugly?
lol but really
it's because I'm fat and ugly :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)

All women think they're fat and ugly.
99% of them aren't.

Try being a bloke, not only are most of us ugly, but generally speaking we have the same hairstyle for years and only own a couple of pairs of shoes.

At least ladies can do something different with their hair and make-up, we are largely stuck with how we've been born!

This is why men can grow beards. I may have made that bit up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)

pfft I'd rather be a bloke

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I've always said I should have been a bloke.
I'd be really handsome as a bloke.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:08, Reply)