Erm.....the one that couldn't wait to leave.
I've been on very few actual dates for my years spent on this earth. Only one was memorable as he was wearing an arran jumper and he grabbed me to snog me on the corner of a street.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:30, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Were you a Fisherman's Friend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)

I do have a thing for men in arran jumpers.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I read that as.
I do have a thing for men in arran jumpers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I'm not actually like this IRL Jeff.
Just forum banter.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)

In real life you don't care for arran jumpers?
*Grabs receipt and heads off back to the nautical-jumper-shop for a refund*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Haha!
Get back with that jumper. It better not be cheap polyester.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I'll wear it was a pair of farah slacks
And wellies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Don't forget the pipe.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

And the accordion.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

I used to own a small accordian.
*interesing Blousie fact no 886*
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Was it made by Honda?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Considering how ill you are.....
You're on fire tonight, and not because of a temperature.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Is that a good thing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Duh! yes.
You're making me laugh.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Yay!
I'm going to cook some dinner in a minute.

So you'll have to amuse yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Randy folk singer?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:36, Reply)

oh that reminds me of a bloke that kissed me because I said I needed chapstick
but I wouldn't call that a date
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Snogging in the street can be very romantic
Just depends who with...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)

It was more hot than romantic.
Unfortunately he was still too fond of his ex and our first meeting was as a one night stand.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)

:(
I used to have a mental block about kissing. It seems to have gone, thank god. One of my favourite "dates" didn't involve anything sexual at all, just kissing in bed. Lovely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I've done this with women.
It is lovely just kissing and cuddling.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I enjoy making out with my lesbian friend
I find no sexual pleasure in it, it's comfort.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)

As long as she's aware of that then I see no problem with it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

She doesn't fancy me, don't think
I fancy her a little, but in an odd way. She is smokin' though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

That'll be all the rubbing.
As long as she's not wearing polyester knickers then fire is a limited hazard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)

I've never got into her pants.
Into her bra, however...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)

*giggles*

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I was her first kiss.
She then went out with my ex-boyfriend, whose first kiss I also stole.

I found the irony? connection? symmetry? delicious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I hope you gave them both marks.
Just like they do in Strictly Come Dancing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)

"Weak beginning, but strong finish!"
"That was so wet I almost drowned. 4 out of 10!"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)

POTN!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I've been trying to get B, one of my roommates, to make out with me for a couple of weeks now
it's progressed into drunken wet lipped smooches
no tongue yet
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)

B isn't your dog is it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)

that's E

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Your life is like one big tin of
alphabetti spaghetti.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)

megalol

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)

You've got to go careful how you store tins of alphabetti spaghetti.
If you leave them in the sun, they could explode.

And that might spell 'DISASTER FOR EVERYONE'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Pfft!
Now you're just scraping the bottom of the barrel.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I love that joke though.
Yes, it's shit, but I like it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)

easier than typing Vanessa, Mallory, Kristine, Carmen and BreAnn all the timmme

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)

It is that.
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)

She'll give in eventually ;)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)

you're on my facebook! She's in my profile pic, with the black hat
and hawt
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)

She's cute!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)