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New thread timeOn a related subject what is the worst date you've ever been on?
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All of mine has been greatIf you speak to the dates, well they might disagree...
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zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:29,
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I did once sit through a Robbia Williams concertThat sucked
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zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:29,
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the prunes, thoughloved it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:30,
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You're raisin the roof with that pun.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:35,
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puns are my raisin d'etre(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:37,
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That wasn't grape(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:38,
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Sorry ZuluI've posted the much the same as you.
I'll read what has been posted in future, before I comment.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:33,
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Luckily re brandy I am drinking means I forgive youAll good
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zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:34,
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I've only had twoone was wicked fun, the other a bit meh.
I've only had one one night stand, though. That was bad and ended 9 years later in divorce
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:29,
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Erm.....the one that couldn't wait to leave.I've been on very few actual dates for my years spent on this earth. Only one was memorable as he was wearing an arran jumper and he grabbed me to snog me on the corner of a street.
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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:30,
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I read that as.I do have a thing for men
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:39,
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I'm not actually like this IRL Jeff.Just forum banter.
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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:43,
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In real life you don't care for arran jumpers?*Grabs receipt and heads off back to the nautical-jumper-shop for a refund*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:45,
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Haha!Get back with that jumper. It better not be cheap polyester.
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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:48,
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I'll wear it was a pair of farah slacksAnd wellies.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:50,
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I used to own a small accordian.*interesing Blousie fact no 886*
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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:55,
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Considering how ill you are.....You're on fire tonight, and not because of a temperature.
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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:57,
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Yay!I'm going to cook some dinner in a minute.
So you'll have to amuse yourself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:03,
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oh that reminds me of a bloke that kissed me because I said I needed chapstickbut I wouldn't call that a date
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:39,
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Snogging in the street can be very romanticJust depends who with...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:39,
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It was more hot than romantic.Unfortunately he was still too fond of his ex and our first meeting was as a one night stand.
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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:41,
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:(I used to have a mental block about kissing. It seems to have gone, thank god. One of my favourite "dates" didn't involve anything sexual at all, just kissing in bed. Lovely.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:43,
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I've done this with women.It is lovely just kissing and cuddling.
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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:44,
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I enjoy making out with my lesbian friendI find no sexual pleasure in it, it's comfort.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:47,
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As long as she's aware of that then I see no problem with it.(
girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:49,
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She doesn't fancy me, don't thinkI fancy her a little, but in an odd way. She is smokin' though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:52,
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That'll be all the rubbing.As long as she's not wearing polyester knickers then fire is a limited hazard.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:54,
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I've never got into her pants.Into her bra, however...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:56,
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I was her first kiss.She then went out with my ex-boyfriend, whose first kiss I also stole.
I found the irony? connection? symmetry? delicious.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:01,
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I hope you gave them both marks.Just like they do in Strictly Come Dancing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:07,
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"Weak beginning, but strong finish!""That was so wet I almost drowned. 4 out of 10!"
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:08,
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I've been trying to get B, one of my roommates, to make out with me for a couple of weeks nowit's progressed into drunken wet lipped smooches
no tongue yet
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:57,
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Your life is like one big tin ofalphabetti spaghetti.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:00,
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You've got to go careful how you store tins of alphabetti spaghetti.If you leave them in the sun, they could explode.
And that might spell 'DISASTER FOR EVERYONE'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:05,
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Pfft!Now you're just scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:08,
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I love that joke though.Yes, it's shit, but I like it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:12,
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easier than typing Vanessa, Mallory, Kristine, Carmen and BreAnn all the timmme(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:02,
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She'll give in eventually ;)(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:00,
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you're on my facebook! She's in my profile pic, with the black hatand hawt
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:02,
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I don't think I've ever had a 'bad' dateHowever, I'd imagine most women I've dated would disagree.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:32,
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I've only been on one date, ever, and that was about three months ago, we went to a gig her brother was playing at.She used the word "desperate" in a completely different context but it triggered something in my mind. She'd said earlier "I want to move out of home by my thirtieth birthday... maybe find a man with a house... all my friends are getting married and having babies..." and I pretty much decided there and then it wasn't going to happen.
I quite like the idea of dating, but meeting eligible, single, lab-coat wearing sciencey girls in this town is a tough prospect.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:32,
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the one that said they'd pay because I asked a mutual friend what to do about thatthen took me to a bar and said "it's okay I know you're just going to get drunk anyway"
then texted a girl and told her I was a retard because I asked what that girls name was
fun fun
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:33,
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oh....um...okay, it was V that took me out on a date, M [our friend], told V I wasn't sure how to do the check thingdoes V pay or do I pay, so V pointed out that because V asked K on a date V would pay, then V took me to a bar and I said I didn't think I would drink and V said "It's okay, I know you're just going to get drunk anyway" which prompted K to drink, while at the bar she saw C, later at the table asked V if that was indeed C [having only met her once] and V said yes, then sent a text message to C saying K is a retard because she couldn't remember Cs name.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:41,
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Sounds likeV is a cunt.
You're well off out of it. I hope you got drunk at his expense.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:43,
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nah, hung out for a few and said I had to go homedoesn't matter V got a girlfriend a couple days later
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:54,
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Probably some loser of a girl who doesn't mind being called a retardAnd enjoys going out with twats?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:55,
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haha I reckon, she was a drug addict and beat V up and went to jailV still tries to holla and I just walk on by like 'whatevva bitch ass trick'
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:58,
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Sounds like even more of a reason to be glad that relationship went nowhere.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:01,
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for realI get down sometimes because I'd like to have a relationship but I look at all the shit I've been through and done and I'd rather wait for something real than to just be with someone because I'm lonely.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:04,
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You speak sense.Mr Right is far better a partner than Mr RightNow.
The right person will come into your life at the right time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:08,
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Yes of course.And when you get to 45 and it still hasn't happened then don't worry because everyone will tell you it will still happen.
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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:10,
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Well there is no reason why it shouldn't.A few weeks ago, you were full of tales of a fantastic local pub that had bands and great ale.
But since then. Nothing. Come on Blousie, get out and about!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:11,
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Don't go all 'Meh!' on me.PLEASE!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:16,
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Go to the wine box and get yourself sorted!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:24,
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Right - I'm going to cook some dinnerBack in a bit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:29,
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I've not really dated.My few relationships didn't lend themselves to dating, it was either "come round to mine and we'll amuse ourselves" or "let's just kill time in town together".
I've had some good "dates", though. The one where we made Molotov cocktails sticks in my memory in particular.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:34,
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I had a blind date a few years ago.Set it up with my best mate to call me an hour in to the date to give me an opportunity to bail out if it was going badly.
You know the occasions when you're on the phone and another person in front of you can hear what is being said to you on the phone? That happened. Problem was he said "stick or twist? Babe or growler?"
I didn't see her again.
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If she was blind, you should have got your mate to text you.She'd have been none the wiser.
*taps nose*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:37,
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Thanks for the lolI see Battered is getting all defensive up there!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:44,
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I can't I am waiting to help the gf with some stuff before she goes to Egypt in the morning.(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
To see her Mummy?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:52,
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I sphinx that is the worst pun you've ever posted.Go on, admit it. I don't want you hiding behind your keyboard in de-Nile.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:54,
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Sahara-ha-ha.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:55,
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:55,
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She is bonkers about them. Goes at least once a year to somewhere different to swim with different species of the things.(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
I get a bit sick of wearing the costume in bed though - it's bloody hot to wear.(, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Bet you thought you'd never be able to balance a ball on the end of your cock though.(
girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:11,
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I have swam with dolphins.It is quite a humbling experience.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:01,
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Swimming with dolphins?Does she live in a hospice usually?
(Or can well people now 'live the dream' as well?)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:57,
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My date at the time answered every question with "spectral wizardry" and an enigmatic smile.Oh wait, actually that was me.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:36,
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Also, this would make for a pretty poor date.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:39,
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I have no idea why I like this but I do.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:46,
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February 1st 1992 was pretty bad as I remember.That was the day I started working for the DSS on a full time contract. It's only kicked into touch by the 14th December 1998, which was when I transferred to the JobCentre.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:45,
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Bwah.What news of job cuts?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:46,
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Not a lot.Put in my application for voluntary redundancy on Monday, now it's just a waiting game. I have an idea for a business if it comes through; if not, we'll see what happens anyway.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:48,
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With your sartorial clothing tastes then pimp is the only route you can go down hon.(
girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:50,
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I hadn't thought of that.Although I doubt I'd make much with the skanks in this town!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:51,
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Silly billy!We all know which was your best date. *snigger*
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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:47,
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Well, quite.March 13th 2003 was pretty good as I remember, even though it wasn't an actual 'date'. More a meeting of minds :)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:49,
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Haven't dated muchbut none of them stick out as being particularly awful. I suppose my first boyfriend and I 'dated' a bit before going official, which is two years of my dating life I'd quite like back...
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But you're making up for it now eh?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:09,
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I really must protestfirstly, no I'm not, and secondly, it is a source of perpetual astonishment to me that I have even one man interested, let alone three at a time as frankly it has never happened before.
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Four?The last one must be a particularly subtle one then, as I haven't even noticed...
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I shall put my keen and scientific brain to the matter1) it must be someone off here, else how would you know
2) it must be someone I've met, or how would THEY know
3) that narrows it down significantly
4) I'm bloody Sherlock Holmes, me
I'm still not sure who the hell you're on about though, although the number of possibilities is a small one
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19 years ago I was just over a year old.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:12,
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I was barely conceived in the 80s.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:13,
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Do you remeber life before mobile phones?Do you? Do you? Do you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:15,
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I remember my dad getting a Nokiaand being enthralled with snake.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:19,
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Yeah, thisand that it had the William Tell Overture as a ringtone.
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Someone on the bus this morning had an old school nokia ringtoneI got a little nostalgic.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:21,
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My mum still has one!She has the mobile equivilant of the Betamax video recorder.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:22,
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I think we have a few kicking around the house somewhereI bet they'll be collectors' items one day.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:24,
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How long 'till we see them on the Antiques Roadshow do you think?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:26,
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No idea.I dunno why anyone would collect old mobiles, though. Though you can collect ANYTHING.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:27,
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*Considers Lampy likes her dads snake comment*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:22,
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I do actually occasionally hiss at people.I might be part hell-beast.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:27,
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Well, it was no karate kid but better than the cabbage patch kids movie(
zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:25,
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Notice how in the old movies everyone smokesCheck out ghostbusters...
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zulu eh?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:25,
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I was surprisedby how shocked I was by everyone smoking indoors when I went to Spain. It's really noticeable in old movies, too.
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19 years ago I was 5 1/2.Is that better?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:15,
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You're much younger than I thinkI imagine you to be some sort of ageless being.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:17,
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Yeah, I thought you were in your thirties at leastI have no idea why, though...
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