just having a quick peek about
mrs is still full of cold and has a numb mouth from the dentist so has taken herself to bed early. I'm about to go and smoke a fat one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Slightly jealous, although off it once more.
It's been fucking with my head again, the bastard. If only I'd skipped all those bongs and buckets in the early days, I could handle a smoke now and again.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

yeah, that shit'll fuck you up.
great news about the flat though. I'm very pleased for you and your padawan.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Cheers, Master.
Viewing on Thursday morning, bouncing around like a loon Thursday afternoon if it's up to scratch.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I'm sure it will be grand
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

You should totally get her to give you a blow job!
Then she'll feel like someone else is doing it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I don't think she'd go for it somehow.
I'm not going to say that exactly what you suggest hadn't already crossed my mind.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

If she can't feel it then she'll never know.
I am a bad, bad man
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)

And in the morning you could just say she was sleep wallpapering and made a mess. Bingo!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I'm told that only one half of her mouth is numb
otherwise your plan would have been flawless.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

You could always go down the body mod cock split in two route...
And have a wank with the other half. Double the fun, half the effort.

Christ, I'm grossing myself out here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)

that caused a furrowed brow
I'm not entirely sure what to make of it and so will be backing slowly away....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

There is a link somewhere
that I'm not even going to try and find... Suffice to say, it's hideous.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Hahahaaaa

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)