I'd recommend not going for Downy kids
you will save yourself the time you spend plucking them before roasting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The hairs burn off anyway
and the crackling is better
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Every time my brother reminds me I was a fat baby, I tell him he looks like he had downs
We were discussing this last weekend, the looks we were getting in the pub were rather evil...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Brotherly evil - my favourite kind.
Although I suspect my brother and I go waaay beyond you and yours. We discuss him getting replica Auschwitz gates for his garden on a regular basis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

We keep ours immature, I'm fine with that
Although your idea is fantastic.

EDIT: In all seriousness though, look at him!(he's the one in the brown) Proper downy looking!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

As opposed to you
who looks stuffed.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I was a seriously fat baby
My birth weight wasn't that bad though, so not sure why...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

If I were you,
whenever I saw him I would sing 'Downs downs, deeper and downs'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)