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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm the one passed out under the sink with her knickers around her ankles
and everyone's politely ignoring the retching sounds.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
From you or those who glance over?
sorry that was mean
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)
from EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN PARTY

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)
but we will check you aren't chocking on that vomit
every so often and sometimes offer you a glass of water
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I'll sober up, stagger off, and crawl up in a place where people will trip over me the next morning.

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Under a rug in the living room
like a badly hidden corpse.

have done this
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)
I have aquired my own sheet in my friends' living room
as after all their house parties I'll wake up on the sofa covered in it, and one of the boys is on the other couch playing Halo.

Usually this is followed by feeling ok, having a cup of tea, feeling very faint then vomiting gin.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Aw I had my own pillow at my mates' house

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
I think I now have my own sofa.

(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
how many different body fluids have you used to mark it as your own?
Or is that just a guy thing.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)

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