Why are you lot hiding in here?
explain !!!
( FIEND, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:08, 150 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who the hell are you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)

ditto

( FIEND, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Don't quote latin at me Sonnyjim.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)

eh?
I asked why you were all in this offtopic thing. And my name isn't Bert.
( FIEND, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Prove it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)

your so crazzZzZzy lolz

( FIEND, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Not really.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)

i was being sarcastic.

( FIEND, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I was being truthful.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)

He's has proper photoshop skills
And is actually reasonably amusing?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Reasonably amusing doesn't quite cut the mustard over here.
But I bow to photoshop skillz.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Reasonably amusing is a higher standard than most of the crap around here

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I completely agree
you have to reach a level of humour so painful, so forced, so hackneyed as to make the reader wince as you stumble awkwardly to the punchline. Only with such a cripplingly dire approach to wit can you gain the respect of /offtopic.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)

it's nice to be loved and appreciated

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)

that post was pretty forced

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I like it when it forced.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)

thanks for proving grrs point

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:27, Reply)

You're welcome Rapey.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I'll forced YOU in a minute.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:25, Reply)

ALL BOW DOWN TO ME !!!
mwahahaha

thankyou penguin
( FIEND, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I like you already.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I'm liking the recognition
And one of the top posts in his profile.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)

yes, this man has real photoshopped pictures in his profile
if he is Bert, it's a bert profile that's a lot more developed than anything else I could imagine him making

welcome, non-bert
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)

alright FIEND

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)

alright dskhfsoidfofidsfnosfdf woodside !

( FIEND, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo ooo-ooo-ooo oo-oo oo-oo!
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo ooo-ooo-ooo oo-oo oo-oo!
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo ooo-ooo-ooo oo-oo oo-oo!
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo ooo-ooo-ooo oo-oo
Barbra Streisand.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)

It's dark

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Well I knocked over a vase and it broke
So I said bigger boys made me do it. No-one believed me, so I came and hid here instead.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)

We're down to the last 18 in the World Series of Poker
half will make the final table half will go home disappointed (but with about $400K to cushion the blow).

EXCITING STUFF.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Who are the 'We'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)

The television viewers
since these events happened back in June or something :)

Edit: It's on my bucket list to go though. Maybe even next year, who knows...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)

How much of this poker playing is skill
and how much of it is luck?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:27, Reply)

A lot of it is skill
but you can get quite far with luck it seems.

There's two schools - one is technical, they know the odds at every point, accumulate statistics on their opponents and figure in how they've played in previous hands. The other is more emotional and concentrates on reading the opponent, deciding whether they're strong or weak on body language and betting.

Of course, online it's different again, although the first method has obvious advantages which is why a lot of the "internet phenoms" at live events tend to play that way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I suppose playing online
Gives you the chance to use multiple windows that would allow you calculate the percentages?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

probbly
I don't, I'm usually drunk when I play online.

I play really fast games against people who've never seen me before. By the time they realise I don't know what I'm doing it's too late.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)

What would your poker-playing nickname be?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Donkey I suspect
don't play enough live games to get a proper nickname. Got a poker evening this weekend for a mates birthday though, I shall try and acquire one by being lolwaki.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I was playing poker with my friends at the weekend
I'm a bit unpredictable when I play, so almost impossible to read. On top of that I kept getting super lucky
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)

sounds exactly like me
especially the luck.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I'm not hiding

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I'm not hiding, lar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

A juss sed da
Nob'ed
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Divvy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Meff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Ron Dixon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

ha ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Sinbad!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Mick Johnno

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Jimmy Corkhill on drugs and running Ron Dicko's son over.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Mick Johnstone
When he was on steroids and battered his kids.

*EDIT* mindpiss.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)

just avoiding with skill
now I'm off to get wine and to bring back noodles
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)

wine should not help you bring up noodles
it means you have the wrong kind of wine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

wine and noodles.
You knows it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I have whiskey and pistachios
Beat that!
( zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Wone and toast

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I love wone.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

I do as well.
It gets you dronk
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Cider & duck.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Ribena and hot-water!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Hello
Fiend from ukc?
( zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

this is the kitchen of B3TA
we ended up here after failing to pull in the main part of the party and now we're contemplating making things out of the jelly we found in a cupboard. OK?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I'm the one passed out under the sink with her knickers around her ankles
and everyone's politely ignoring the retching sounds.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

From you or those who glance over?
sorry that was mean
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

from EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN PARTY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

but we will check you aren't chocking on that vomit
every so often and sometimes offer you a glass of water
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I'll sober up, stagger off, and crawl up in a place where people will trip over me the next morning.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Under a rug in the living room
like a badly hidden corpse.

have done this
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I have aquired my own sheet in my friends' living room
as after all their house parties I'll wake up on the sofa covered in it, and one of the boys is on the other couch playing Halo.

Usually this is followed by feeling ok, having a cup of tea, feeling very faint then vomiting gin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Aw I had my own pillow at my mates' house

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)

I think I now have my own sofa.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)

how many different body fluids have you used to mark it as your own?
Or is that just a guy thing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)

hahahaha
Sadly you might be correct.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Don't put us down like that
They're the ones in the yard lighting their farts.
And the kitchen is where you pull.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)

where you pull maybe
I've usually started some stupid and ill fated project by balancing all the yellow things I've found in the cupboard or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)

And some fella in the kitchen comments on it...
You pull.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Admittedly, it's a civil engineer
but it still counts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

A fucking fit one with a huge penis
Not some lunatic who eats duvets puts thimbles up his arse for fun and lulz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Lies
All civil engineers are mental.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I know one who is boss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Hang on, is DJ one?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Nope
Computery codingy softwarey geek
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Grand

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I think Vipros is.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)

doesn't sound like any civil engineer I know
I was looking something beginning with B up in the yellow pages (the physical one, that's how long ago it was) and stumbled across "BORING: See Civil Engineers". Felt obliged to pass this information on to my brother who was on work-release at the time to become a Civil Engineer. Went round his office, got forwarded on - 6 months later it turned up in my inbox as a lolwaki scan of the page.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I knew one who was ace

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

to be fair my brother is now qualified as a CE
and I hang around with him a lot. He's pretty cool (don't tell him I said that).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

this has never happened to me :(
although perhaps I was so involved in my dumb idea that I didn't notice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Wake up woman

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

to be fair
it's been a long time since I was at a party where I was a) single b) didn't know everyone at the party already.

I need to find one and put on me partying trousers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Wear a false beard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)

will this help?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

good for avoiding rape in the manchester area

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)

BASH BASH BASH

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Oh yeah, getting laid at bashes. ALWAYS TURNS OUT WELL.
Actually, look whose bash it is. You might find true love after all.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I think you'll find Lighty was just having a wank.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

The "find true love" was to c-section related incident
Though for every success story there's a cautionary tale.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)

I was just highlighting his 'bash bash bash' comment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Oh, I see.
Wanking to related incident's party trousers?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)

i have to remember to bring
spare trousers to this bash i think
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

That's just wrong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Pwhooaar
partial to some party trousers, me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Didn't Roota and DJTP meet at a bash?
Or did she just see bash pictures of him and order him scrubbed and sent to her tent?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)

kicking a gypsy child actually
very similar though
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)

I seem to remember being in involved in trying to set things on fire inside a bottle once
Which resulted in the bottle going on fire, and refusing to go out.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

my worst one was being convinced that if I made really thick gravy
and put it in a rubber glove, you'd kind of get a hand shaped gravy sculpture. The gravy didn't set properly so I put it in the freezer. I then forgot it and the hosts found it the next day and thought it was vomit. They broke their freezer trying to clean it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Are you a man in disguise?
I still think a man would find that madness endearing though
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)

totally not a man - I got boobs and everything!
I like to think I am delightfully eccentric or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

We also cut up a lime once
And hid bits of it around someone's bedroom. They didn't find the one in the lampshade for a couple of months.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

hahahah!
We put lemons in my friend's trousers when he passed out because for some reason we thought it would be hilarious when he woke up and wondered why he had lemons in his pants
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Even though I'm a lolstudent I've not done such wacky things.
Though after the hallowe'en party, there was a foam CDC on the window and several roof tiles were broken.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I'm sure that had NOTHING to do with you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I was outside having a panic attack and smoking my way through about 10g of tobacco.
Legit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

You need to live up to the whole student thing more
Start taking a loud-hailer with you. It will instantly make things 300% stranger.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I'm loud enough already
Just ask Kitty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Ask Kitty?
I can hear you from here. And I'm pretty far away.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)

FUCK YOU THEN.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)

You could talk through it backwards
And it might make you quiet like a mouse.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Unlikely.
I'm either silent and shy, or ranting and raving.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I would like to witness the ranting and raving at some point.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Was I not animated enough at the bash?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)

One of the lecturers in our staff room has one
the staff room overlooks a grassy area where students sometimes eat lunch. It's fun to use it to tell them to move their litter or stop snogging or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I like this

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)

I like this.
*clicks*
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:41, Reply)

I just made a fricassee
I'm so proud of me, it was LOVELY.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)

You are Mutly AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Mutly?
sass'n frass'n rass'n etc?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Gimme a medal!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)

gotcha
I was totally fishing for praise, I freely admit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

h t
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)

What's that?

( zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:44, Reply)

diced chicken, sliced mushrooms and leeks sauteed in butter for 8 minutes
add white wine and creme fraiche, bring to the boil then simmer for 2 minutes more. Pinch of oregano, bit of garlic towards the end.

I did mine with pasta.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

WAIT! great news!
I have the monday off work so I can come a-bashing - yay!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

That's excellent.
I don't think I'll go, due to it being in Brizzle in the evening. But we'll see.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

arse bashing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)

perhaps that will be my technique

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)

man bashing?

( FIEND, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Sadly I'm being punched in the face that evening.
www.ents24.com/web/event/I-Would-Happily-Punch-Every-One-Of-You-In-The-Face-The-NIA-National-Indoor-Arena-Birmingham-2200041.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Am I alone in not finding him that funny?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

He's funny on telly but i've never seen him do stand up
and I wonder if it might just be a series of controversial statements like Stewart Lee (who everyone but me seems to rate)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)

I shall find out and let you know
I've seen the DVD of his last tour and I cried with laughter.

Mind you, I was pretty drunk and stoned by that point so I may not be an unbiased reviewer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I hope he is good and you laugh til you puke

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Especially if the puke hits lots of other people.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)

ME TOO!
I have wine, btw. It is good wine. I have drunk quite a bit of it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I don't rate Stewart Lee at all.
His 'comedy vehicle' was anything but. Nought but the smug rantings of a bloke who thinks he's above everyone else because he doesn't read Harry Potter. Wanker.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)

his "autobiography" was pish.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)

not read it
don't really have any interest. His life has made him a bitter, spiteful man in a way I find tremendously funny, finding out how would spoil it for me I suspect.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)

There is very little in it about him & his past - the majority of it is re=hashed material bolted together.You don't get any insight in to him.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Nope

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)