My cousin Bryn,
the spoiled little shite. I say little, he'll be 20 by now, but I haven't seen him since he was 12. Because he's a spoiled shite who expects everything to fall into his lap, as his parents have led him to believe it will by conveniently placing everything he ever wanted in his lap.

Unfortunately he's studying Ancient History at Exeter so after graduation the only thing that will fall in his lap will be a McDonald's uniform
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sounds like Lampito's type
The Ancient History I mean, not the spoiled shit
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:38, Reply)

I'm not introducing them, thank you
Firstly because then I'd have to see him, and secondly because I might end up related to her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:53, Reply)

but if you were related to her then she would become eligible for LiC's firing squad question

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I like your logic
but I'm sticking with my original answer. And I don't want to go to EXETER. Have you seen the mongs who live there?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I've never been to Exeter
doesn't my long distance lover live there?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)

'xactly
I am in no way jealous of your fancying him and his colossal beard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I would like to point out here
that the only bad thing about Exeter is the students (and the chavs)

otherwise it is a lovely place.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

In all honesty
I've only been to Exeter once and only saw the Uni campus, which I actually thoroughly liked. Any excuse to have a pop at you though, eh

Morning, by the way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

morning
the campus looks lovely. The students are all awful cunts.

it is a very nice place. Other than Wells it is the least city like city I've been to.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Is Wells a city?!
I was led to believe that every single Exeter student was someone who failed to get into Oxbridge, making them not only unjustifiably arrogant and pompous but also bitter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

You should try visiting Durham
it is about 70% Oxbridge rejects, 10% foreign and 20% people who actually wanted to go there.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)

So, you're Foreign?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)