My sister in law went in to labour last night so we got the nephews
My daughter refused to sleep and all three of them cried all night.

Then my six year old nephew who looks exactly like that fat cunt who plays Crabbe in the Harry Potter films punched my daughter in the face. I had to use all my restraint not to punch the little shit back. I am now in a foul mood and very tired.

So right now I would gladly sacrifice my fattest nephew in order to keep the booze which right now keeps me sane.
( Peej, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:55, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is a brilliant response
I want to congratulate you for composing it but feel it's more apt to commiserate on your crappy night.

But well done, all the same
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I just googled Crabbe
I feel like I should make a picture to demonstrate just how fat and cuntish they both look.
( Peej, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:00, Reply)

when I was at nursery there was this little kid who used to go around kicking everyone
he kicked my dad and my dad said "If you do that again I'll kick you back" and the kid did it. So my dad kicked him back. He didn't do it again. You wouldn't get away with that now.

Obviously my dad didn't boot him out of the park, I'm not condoning child abuse here.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Cunt kids deserved to be kicked.
I'm pretty sure that my kids upbringings will teach them that punching little girls 4 years younger and about 18 stone lighter than you is wrong. If he does it again I'll roll his blubbery ass down the hill and on to the railway tracks.
( Peej, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

If a kid is being nasty
he has to be punished. That's not child abuse, it's teaching him
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

teaching him great fun
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Oh, man
as I said yesterday, you can be so nasty sometimes...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)

When you say Dad, do you mean Grandma?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I like to imagine this is how it happened

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)

What a cunt your nephew
but he's only a kid, don't take it badly (I'm sure that was his parent's answer)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)