I would call it "The Pub" and it would be HILLARIOUS
because people would say, "Lets go to the pub" and they would come to my pub because they would find it ironic and they don't know what irony means.

Where did you go last night?
Down The Pub.
Which one?
The Pub.
Yes, but which one?
I told you, "THE PUB"

and so on
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The pub that keeps on lolling

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Nice tagline
*steals*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

there's a bar in Chorlton
called The Bar. It's annoying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

The pub next to Zoo on Oxford road
is just called The Pub
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

ANNOYING
morning, how's your flayed hand?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Really sore, and worse than first thought.
I'm working tonight as well, so I'm going to be opening loads of bottles with it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Get a bandage on it
and some bacon, according to Dr Labs.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

It's plastered up at the moment.
Bacon? wtf?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

he says you're falling apart because you NEED MOAR BACON
and that bacon has healing qualities.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

But I don't like bacon!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

and that is why you fail

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

fail 'll live longer than than anyone else
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I'd rather die haivng known the joys of bacon
than to live a long life without it.

and let's face it, bacon isn't going to be what kills any of us.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

That's a very stupid thing for a biologist to say.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Why?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Because maybe if there were a million of you
and you compare it to a million people who do eat bacon you may get a slight statistically significant increase in lifespan. But it's impossible to predict life spans for the individual.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I meant anyone else HERE.
Which is probably true anyway since I'm still a whippersnapper and you're all old farts.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

You could still die tomorrow,
you're never guaranteed to live to 95 however healthy or unhealthy you are.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Shouldn't you use a bottle opener?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Not for water bottles, idiot.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

use your buttcheeks
like a good stripper.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

How dare you waltz in here calling me an idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I'm taking a day off from waltzing with style

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Are you tangoing with tenacity today?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Yes. Yes I am.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

haha
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HOBBIES I WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN YOUR LIFE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I don't have any hobbies, or spare time. And I am NEVER free.
I don't like computers or 'foid' and drink, but I do want to screw your good friend senseless. So FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAK.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I think that reply would have the desired effect.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

There's an Indian down the road from me
called 'the Indian', don't try and find it though Kitty, you'll probably get lost again! *Winks

*Link: www.onionring.co.uk/restaurants/restaurant_info.asp?RID=8817
(Kip, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)