I'm holding out til I have tea at three.
"I've done the washing up twice this week already. And I keep the bathroom clean. For the love of god, please hoover the stairs like you said you would."
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tea at three. How quaint. Have you got fresh doillies?

(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

No, as in my dinner.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Bah! You could just indulge me.
I'm thinking that you'll be dressed like Helena Bonham-Carter in A Room With A View and will be looking disdainfully at anyone who puts milk in the cup first.

Is that not how your life is?
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)

She eats cereal from the box while sat on the floor.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)

whats wrong with that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Not enough doillies apparently.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

This is so untrue
I sit on the bed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Until you fall off because you're a spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Hey, that's only happened once.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

+today

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I let my beginners pick the song that I'm going to write their routine to.
They picked Cheryl Cole. It's pretty catchy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)

so is aids, doesn't make it good.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Fail.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

and cucumber sandwiches.
not sammiches as this is vulgar talk
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I need a Cuppa !
I need a cuppa'tea by three,
And it's gotta be strong, it's gotta be sweet, and on the side a couple of Rich Teas.
I NEED A CUPPA !
I need a cuppa 'till the afternoon lul comes, and it's gotta be strong, it's gotta be sweet, and on the side a couple of Rich Teas.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)

This is probably the most awesome thing that I've written that is only awesome in my head and doens't make sense to anyone else.
Right, fag and back to work, toodles all yo' noodles.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'll agree that it's ace, IF after singing it, you pretend to get on a Mad Max style bike and vroom off to wherever the beverage making facilities are in your place of work.
Otherwise, no deal.
(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I prefered your fake gaz box post.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Is it a Bonnie Tyler B-side?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)