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A girl I like invited me to a fireworks display tonight.
I sincerely hope it's an innuendo.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is she a cracker?

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I hear she goes like a rocket

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I bet her names Catherine
and I've heard she's a screamer
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

More of a damp squib, I heard.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I'd banger

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I understand Barry's holding a roman candle for her

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I heard
she's a frightened dog cowering in the kitchen.

Am I doing this right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Do you have your emergency flares on?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Vipros is the flares man around here.
I reckon he looks like a late 70s supply teacher.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Elbow-patch-tastic, mate.
Not 'arf.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Elbow patches are absolute class, fact.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

dont return once you've set her off

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Is her name Catherine?
Yes? For wheel
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Stop copying Al.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Sorry Monts.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Thanks Monty
I don't need that tosser stealing my best material.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Sorry Al.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I had to read that joke twice,
I demand an apology.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

My joke shoe-horned 'wheel' in it as well.
APOLOGY DENIED.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

NO WONDER EVERYONE'S LEAVING

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

You can't blame it all on me.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Yes we fucking can, Bert.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

You've gone down in my estimation Monty.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

You've gone down on Peter Purves
but you don't hear me complaining.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Now I've got the kick-start theme in my head.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

That's my shit, yo.
It's how I roll.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Well stop it.
*Hums the music from kick-start*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I fucking can.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Stop copying me.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)

:(

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

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