That's such bollocks
It's location, house, person your living with
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

but i have my flat to myself right now...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

I shall have a house to myself soon
Win. One room for the drums, and a PA system for a hifi.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Perfect opportunity to get your hand down your knickers
and pretend I'm there with you.

Just imagine, we're sitting on your sofa, your wearing a pair of black silk knickers and a white vest top. I'm wearing my old addidas jogging bottoms and an old vest with curry stains on it, I've got Match of the Day on and I turn to you and say "Put the kettle on love, and grab us another beer while you're in the kitchen".
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

i was getting creeped out at first
as i am on my sofa in black pants and a white top.

but the rest of it was wildly inaccurate, so i relaxed my terror that you are in fact hiding somewhere in my flat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

POIDH

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

I'm just waiting for Match of the Day to start so I can come out from under the bed.
This vest is a bit itchy.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

excellent, whilst you're there
can you get me a fresh diet coke, this one is all warm and flat now.

and a straw. no, not that one, a pink one.

thanks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

It's been on since 22:20

( djtrialprice, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Since I don't watch it I have no idea of these things
I spent the evening watching all 8 Hellraiser films.

They are mostly utter crap.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)