Much as I love waterproof trouser chats of a Monday morn,
that thread was faltering slightly and was making me lose the will to live.

Who do you feel deserves a knighthood?

I'm saying fat-tongued irritant Jamie Oliver, much as I hate him. I've suggested this before but not even Peter Noone seems to have listened.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 9:58, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I actually quite like Jamie Oliver
I like how he cooks and his attitude to it. He has also done some good.

The day that Bono gets knighted (and he almost certainly will) I'm going to go to the celebrations and lob rotten tomatoes full of excrement at him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Surely pelting him with potatoes would be more apt?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

it would take longer to hollow them out
and fill them with turd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

But the racistlolz that would ensue would make it a labour of love.
They'd hurt more as they smashed into his stupid little face, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

good point
also, I could start now and keep them in the freezer until it is time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Or stud them with nails?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Bowie turned his Knighthood down
but I think Raoul Moat should be awarded a posthumourous Knighthood for his services to shooting people and the testing of tazer guns.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

good
Bowie doesn't deserve a knighthood.

I don't think Paul McCuntney did either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I quite like the Rolling Stones, but I don't think Jagger deserves to be a "Sir"
While at uni, the father one of one of my housemates was Knighted.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

OMG! One of mine too!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Wow, we can both bask in their reflected glory

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I quite like Jamie Oliver
In defiance of all received wisdom.


I reckon jade goody should get a knighthood. National treasure innit?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

It's what she would have wanted,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I quite like him as well
although if I watch his program, his voice annoys me so much that I have to change it before it finishes. Other than that though, he seems nice.
(berk, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

WIV DA ANGLES
4EVA IN R HARTS
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I respect what Jamie Oliver has done
But I do hate him. I liked his early stuff, the Naked Chef was pretty good. He's the only chef I've ever seen cook a bacon, sausage, mushroom and steak sandwich.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

and now I'm drooling slightly.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

It's the only thing I remember from the series
He cooked it for builders. He fried them all off in a griddle, spread mustard(of some sort) on a baguette, stuck all the food on there, then emptied all the juices from the pan over it.

Fuck, now I'm drooling too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

loving his current series
It's actually made me go out and buy myself a blender
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I cooked the pasta thing he did on that
it was fucking lovely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I saw Sir Stirling Moss on the television at the weekend. He should be given another knighthood.

(Cave Duck, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Oh and Peter Noone for sevices to internet message boards.

(Cave Duck, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)