I'd like to go to India. Not sure who I'd take. Broadsword most likely.
alternatively, not too sure. I'd like to have a switchboard and just randomly flick off the intertet to all of you at random times.
I'd laugh to myself evilly and then demand my mother bring a sandwich down to the basement for me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I love it when your mother brings a sandwich down to me.
Of course when I say "bring a sandwich" I mean "gets naked" and by "down to me" I mean "and rides me like a bucking bronco."
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I'd send her back
She always brings me a sandwich
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

you make me want to puke on my shoes
if you weren't married I'd take YOU to india.
when I say I'd take you to india I mean I'd tie you up and make you my bitch
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)