all that talk about travelling is making my feet itchy (metaphorically)
so..... if you could have a ticket to anywhere in the world, which b3tan would you take with you, and why?

alternatively, which b3tan would you banish somewhere without any internet access, and why?

nil points for saying: rswipe for asking this question, subtle or clever insults only, please.


( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:31, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd probably take either BGB or Aberracion with me, as they are 2 of the nicest people I've ever met.
Plus, they both seem to need a time out at the minute

Alt: Hmm, there isn't really anyone I dislike on here anymore, it seems that all the worst trolls are becoming reformed characters...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Or maybe you've stopped being a whiney little girl.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Sadly not
as evidenced by his little tantrum when wookie pointed out he was thick.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

The tantrum was aimed at you for being sanctimonious
I agreed with Wookie
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I read that in a high pitched girly voice.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You should get that looked at

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Oh, that's very sweet!
I should organise a big b3ta trip, and go somewhere sunny and warm for a nice holiday.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Awwww!
*puts you back on list for next bash*
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I was just about to post a thread
and so for that, you get to be the person I'd banish.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

What sort of budget do I have when I get there?
Chompy, penniless, simarlia
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I'd get the place sorted in a week.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

simarlia

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

somalia
where the pirates come from
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I NO AL
I love Gonz and his spellings of things, it makes me smile and I want to put him in my pocket and take him everywhere I go
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Travelling with other people is a pain in the arse
but since you're offering, I would like to go back to Sydney
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Being Mark a b3tan
(although not very active), I'd take him for my trip.

The B3tans that I don't like have already banished.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I'd like to go to India. Not sure who I'd take. Broadsword most likely.
alternatively, not too sure. I'd like to have a switchboard and just randomly flick off the intertet to all of you at random times.
I'd laugh to myself evilly and then demand my mother bring a sandwich down to the basement for me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I love it when your mother brings a sandwich down to me.
Of course when I say "bring a sandwich" I mean "gets naked" and by "down to me" I mean "and rides me like a bucking bronco."
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I'd send her back
She always brings me a sandwich
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

you make me want to puke on my shoes
if you weren't married I'd take YOU to india.
when I say I'd take you to india I mean I'd tie you up and make you my bitch
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I've not met any b3tans as yet
so who wants to come along??

Alt:
Whoever posted those pics a few days ago. Went onto my ignore list of 1
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Don't all jump at once then
cunts!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Where are you based?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Newcastle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

There are other b3tans there
Our very own DG & Tourettes
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

This is true
but they went and had their bash in London!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)

True
You should see if you can arrange a drink, meet them both, they're ace.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I have met some of the loveliest people I've ever known here.
And as such I would like to send my favourite b3tans on a 5-star luxury trip to a country of their choice with activities of their choice. And for one, a place where there are no umbrellas.

I'd banish myself as I just cause disaster after disaster.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Nonsense!
You sig is making me giggle like a loon today

EDIT:
Nonsense, in banishing yourself, not your answer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

You have Monty to thank for that
both the title and the production. Episode 9 is in filming at the moment -winces-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

.
winces prolapses
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I'm one of loveliest people you've ever met?
Thanks lampito.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

You have been lovely to me for the most part
in person.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Was that before or after
you punched him in the face? I'm guessing after. I'd be nice to somebody after they'd punched me in the face, too.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Before and after.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)

You punch people
for being nice to you?
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Yes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I predict
another in your future.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I made the distinction between Chompy being lovely in person and online.
He's a twat online. So I threatened to punch him about 2 months before I knew I'd see him. I made good on my threat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I AM CHARMING AND WITTY

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

was this before or after you stuck your tongue down his throat?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I tried to stick my tongue down his throat in December of last year
so...kind of?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

kind of what?
are you trying to confuse me?
or do you make out with him at every bash?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Two out of the three times we've met.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I managed to dodge the first attempt though.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I bet you hum the theme
to "Shaft" under your breath when you're heading to a bash.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Less of the private, more of the dick.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Perhaps
you should stop encouraging him.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

you like dick

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Don't you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

why, yes
yes I do
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)

So does your mum
I think the word I'm looking for is "insatiable"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I do that all the time.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)

him anyone who comes near you
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'm confusing myself

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

In answer to the questions.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.

(I reserve the right to edit this post should I think of a better answer).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Me you numpty.
Probably for either question.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Pretty much any of the b3tans I met at the bash
the other week. They were all lovely and good fun. I've blocked the few b3tans that I don't like - whoever the hell that was posting pooporn needs a slap.
(berk, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Can you read this?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

You should be worried, man.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)

:'((((

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)

You can be happy now
She replied to you

:)))))))))
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Yeah, you were ok really

(berk, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)

*wipes tears away*
Thanks you're alright as well.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

damned by faint praise

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I hate that
I got told that I "wasn't entirely unattractive" the other day.

Just mostly, then.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Someone asked a friend of mine if I was hot
She said I was very funny.
bitch.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)

They might as well have told you
that you had a "lovely personality"
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)

never mind. maybe she meant humorous
rather than strange?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Maybe

( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Who said you're funny?
Has she read your jokes?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I want to go back to Kos with tourettes and DG.
I think I should banish myself to somewhere without any internet access. I'm actually starting to dream of B3tans far more regularly than I should be doing.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I'm trying to reduce my B3ta consumption
I've been getting worried with my employers noticing the time I spend here, just a few weeks before my long holidays... it'd be crap to be fired just now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Pretty much every sunday evening
I think to myself 'this week, I won't spend so much time on b3ta'... and every week, I do. It's not my fault, officer - work just makes it so easy for me! :(
(berk, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I know what you mean
At least typying I keep my finger warm...

I just don't want to fuck up so close to the end.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I can think of another way to keep your fingers warm...
Get a cup of tea, that'll sort you right out

What?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Nice
I got one. I burned my hand. It hurts, but still, it's too cold, so I keep touching the mug.

That other thing you were thinking off... maybe later, at home. I got new batteries and everything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I say!
*drops monocle*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

She's talking about her wii controller
she's going to have a vigorous game of table tennis.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Of course
What do you think AA was thinking off?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I was dropping my monocle so I could join in!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Great
I love playing with the wii. At what time shall I see you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

*Smoothes tache and grins like Terry Thomas*
Ratherrrr!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I assume you're attacking me for trying to make you drink Arak?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)

This can be arranged.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I saw loads of sniffer dogs at Miami airport
so I would like to go to Miami with Monty, just to see how many beagles have to be prised off him
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I reckon he would end up more dog than man

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Sounds like Jeff's dream

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Sssh.
I'm trying to snooze.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

snooze wank
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)

You snooze you lose.

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Don't close your eyes
Don't look away
And don't blink
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Possibly the best episode he did

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

The first one
The second (the first part more than the second) was a bit dissapointing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Just realised you weren't referring to 'Blink'
Yes, first part was far better
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I haven't seen Blink
I don't think. I don't like horror movies. I was talking about Doctor Who.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

The episode was called "Blink"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I thought so
But then AA is always talking about horror movies, so I got confussed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

The first episode, where David Tennant's Doctor is trapped in the past is called 'Blink'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Then yes
I was talking about that. Then I don't know what you meant abouve.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

There was an epsiode in the latest series called "Time for Angels" or similar
and it was a two parter. He thought you weren't referring to Blink, but actually you were.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Edinburgh
I really liked it and it would take my family ages to come and bother me. The onyl friends who would visit would be the ones I specifically invited.
Everyone here has turned into a prick or maybe they always were but I could tolerate them more, and I'm sick, and people are well sly and mean and I feel like I did when i was a kid.
Well I'll have to snap out of it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I hope you mean Liverpool and not B3ta.

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Oh God yes, sorry, I meant home, not B3ta

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

As a rule
The town that you grew up in should be fled from at the first given opportunity. The same old faeces, day after day...it made me depressed beyond tablets. When i go back, i rarely get out of the car, and feel my skin crawl as I see the cancerous zombies shuffling about, living their tedious unfulfilled lives.

I would kill them myselfs if I could get away with it, put the cunts out of their misery.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

^this.
As soon as I can I'm going to Liverpool to sort them all out for Roota.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Ta luv
www.youtube.com/watch?v=86BAjbTb6jg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I love this city but the people around me are all losing the plot
Or maybe it's me. I'm the common factor here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Try some MASSIVE DRUGS

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

No thank you
I'll end up like the tits round here
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Suppose so
but at least then you won't know the difference.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

the tits round here Monty
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)