If you had a Godzilla
You'd almost have both your zillion pounds and a dinosaur.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Do you remember the cartoon series?
"Up in the sky, 20 storeys high...GODZILLA, GODZILLA...and Godsuki"

What a sack of shit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)

have you heard Blue Oyster Cult's song Godzilla?
"Oh no! There goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I have not
I would not win in a "Name more than 1 BOC song" competition
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Ditto
Although I would ace the "Name a BOC song with 'Reaper' in the title" quiz.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)

They've actually done a few pretty good songs
Astronomy being the best (although there are two versions, the later of which is a bit shit)

The other couple I like are called Flaming Telepaths and Veteran of the Psychic Wars
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I'm beyond help
but thanks for trying.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

That's a tricky one, can I phone a friend?
"Hello, old lady from Titanic...YOU SUCK"

Totally worth it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Apparently
Kate Winslet lies on a door and doesn't let Di Caprio get on it with her. He then gets hypothermia and dies.

What a bitch.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Best part of the film!
"Jack, i'll never forget you" at which point she snaps his frozen fingers and pretty boy sinks.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

She wouldn't have had to
if she'd shuffled her big, round arse over a few inches.

I'd have pushed her off.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Thing is, who was more likely to survive the cold antarctic waters?
Skinny-ribs Dicaprio or the fat chick from Reading?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

no it's better than that!
it's "i'll never let go jack". before she does exactly that. i think i was the only person in the cinema to be laughing silently into my popcorn. oh and there is also the bit when kathy bates says to leo (back in the day when he was still fit and did not look like the bastard offspring of norman lamont and a sprout) "i bet you're a good man to have around in a sticky spot".

of course the end was somewhat delayed for us when 4 gargantuan black blokes started beating 7 bells out of each other on the row behind, this also took a great deal of the romance out of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Ha, that's right! "I'll never let go..." Fantastic
I think I would have rather watched the fight than the film
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)

funnily enough
that's exactly how my then boyfriend felt too. he was seriously unimpressed when one of the girls and i bought the video for each other as a valentine's day treat and it was played to death over the next 2 years.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I was dragged to see it by my then girlfriend
She had that sodding Celine Dion song as well, she played it ALL THE TIME. Normally I remember lyrics but I get to "Every night I see you..." and my brain shuts down.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

i hate that song
and celine dion, she even nearly put me off horses.

making you listen to that is a dumpable offence.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Ha! You jest but it definitely counted against her

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)

no, really
i jest not!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Wow, 4 black guys getting all physical in your back row
You must have been creaming yourself.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

i'm not you, al!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

And you will have to live with the dissapointment of knowing that you missed the chance
to have the next best option of boning me until your sore.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

i am really confused
so if i had been you, yourself, or a monolith of a muscly black man, i would have had that option??

this does not put you in a favourable light with the lay-deez.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I liked the slightly amended cover version
Don't Fear The Raper by Psychochomp & The Rohypnol Rags.
(Cave Duck, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I seem to remember being a fan of the cartoon series when I was a kid.
But it was no Battle of the Planets. That's for sure.

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTItRfN-LO8 It looks complete dogs-eggs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

It was certainly no "Ulysses 31"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Ulysses had the BEST of all the theme tunes.
It pisses all over that Dogtanian or even the Poddington Peas.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

My mate has it on DVD
good stuff
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)