SWEET!
and in return I can give you some branded stationery from my firm (Which consists of a yellow highlighter pen with "Accountancy Sucks" scribbled on the back)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

so when you said "give"
you meant "steal".

except that you accountants probably have some fancy way of writing that off, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)

We have our tricksy little ways
Myyyyyy preciousssss
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

*bookmarking this evidence of affection*
although simultaneously picturing gollum, now.

meh, take it where you can get it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Awww
I like the new profile photos. I'm not brave enough to stick my mug on the interweb.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

hmmm....
brave stupid

anyway there was nothing other than dazzling skiing athleticism in the shot you sent me (not the chicken pic, although THAT would make an amazing picture)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Yes, the photo from a distance where i'm wearing big shades and a wooley hat

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

compared to me in my high heels on the snow?
skating around like a fatter older not cute bambi?

dazzling skiing athleticism.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I'm just as unsteady in snow wearing high heels.
i've said too much
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)

yeah.
about our wedding? we don't both get to wear dresses, mm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Ok, just me in a dress then...
right, must go, I need to go home and lock my bird up for the night. Byeeee
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:15, Reply)

My girlfriend was interested in in the possibility of becoming a magistrate and attended one day course
which was designed to give an overview of what was involved. She came away with all manner of HMCS branded bits of stationery pads, notebooks highlighters pens etc.
This puzzled me somewhat. Which other court service are they competing with, that requires them to promote themselves?
(Cave Duck, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

They're competing with the Kangaroo Court
"What are the charges? TRUMPED UP!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Spin, spin, spin
The wheel of justice.
See how fast the bastard turns.

Judge Nutmeg.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

god knows!
magistrates is criminal stuff though.

maybe they wanted her to be branded for life!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)