Crappy tanning bulbs?
and sprinklers too obviously
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

even with crappy bulbs you're only allowed 20 minutes

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)

They wouldn't let me in at all!
great excuse for not going to the gym
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)

y?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I am proper pale

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I am shocked as this is highly racist
But yeah my better half is a ginger and she also trys to avoid things like that
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:49, Reply)

this orange tanned culture
is not an option for those of us with skin so pasty it's nearly blue!

blue rights!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)

humph
i wore some "carbon" grey tights to work the other day (m&s autograph, cashmere silky smooth) but they are a bit blue.

our senior said "is that to cover up your varicose veins?"

i was incensed!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:09, Reply)

you could still go if you like, the idea is patience, start with a very small amount of time

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)

nah, not worth it
I'm REALLY pale and I looked ridiculous any time I've had anything of a tan (or healthy skin tone as other people may consider it).
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)

I have freckles like a mf
whether I'm tan or not, and they only get worse when I tan, but I look healthier when I have a tan
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)

I like freckles and anyone who doesn't is headwrong

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

I tolerate them, but one day, I'm going to tell them about themselves

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Damn you melanoma!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)