I've just been invited out to dinner tonight.
What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:42, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Going to do some washing, and some tidying up
Then Fable 3 for a few hours methinks. Where you heading?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Just to a local pub.
The food isn't great there, but a free feed, is a free feed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:47, Reply)

It's all good!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)

i'm going to drink cups of tea and eat biscuits
and i might also maybe go for a run maybe
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Don't go running.
It's cold and dark outside.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

i seem to get better times in the cold and dark!
also if anyone wants to try and mug me, they are more than welcome to give it a try.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

No if you're running.
You'd have to be a fit mugger to want to try and tax a jogger.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I have tea but no biscuits
I cant be trusted not to eat the pack in one go, so I try not to buy them
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)

I am having Lusty over for a bite to eat
and quite probably having a MASSIVE ARGUMENT with TalkTalk, the incompetent, lying, retarded sons of diseased camels.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

What have they done to you now mate?
EDIT: talktalkhell.wordpress.com/2006/10/21/hate-isnt-too-strong-of-a-word/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

I've had no TV AGAIN since last Thursday.
This time they're trying to blame BT - strangely I think BT are innocent, they convinced me thoroughly of this yesterday.

That may be solely because BT have UK call centres and we therefore actually understood each other, which makes me a HUMUNGOUS RACIST. Shock news.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Send them a invoice
Charge them for storing their equipment in your property.

Point out you were happy with the previous relationship where the equipment stayed in your house free and you paid them to use it. As it stands, it is cluttering the place up and therefore needs to contribute towards the cost of being.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Haha like this idea a lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Perhaps its time to change provider

( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

If I do that I won't benefit from the compensation I am going to get.
If it weren't for that I'd have switched to Branson months ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Apparently Virgin's call centres
are staffed by exactly the same useless goons as the rest. Not that I've ever found out because they've never given me any problems.

Have you started proceedings?
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Not til everything works properly for a whole month.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

I wish I could have lusty over for a bite to eat.
:(
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Maybe if you weren't such a grotesque, morbidly-obese homosexual she'd say yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Listen, if we're going to do a wife/flatmate swap key party thing, I wanna know what Al's misses looks like first.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

I'm dragging someone out for drinks and I'm going to rant and probably dissolve into tears.
Then come home and go straight to bed and avoid the fuck out of everyone.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:08, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)

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( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

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( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Whatchoo ranting about?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

Trying to find out more about Chompy's former TV career:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2shb5aahLGs
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)

In a nice bonus, got Miss Beekers coming over to stay
Wasn't due to see her 'til tomorrow so I'm looking forward to an evening of tea, biscuits and films. Textbook.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

GTL baby, yeah

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)

?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)

catch up!
Gym, Tanning and Laundry.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

couldn't the gym replace all its lightbulbs with tanning bulbs to save time?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

no!
you definitely work out longer than you tan
if you're working out and tanning you're going to burn
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Crappy tanning bulbs?
and sprinklers too obviously
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)

even with crappy bulbs you're only allowed 20 minutes

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)

They wouldn't let me in at all!
great excuse for not going to the gym
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)

y?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I am proper pale

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I am shocked as this is highly racist
But yeah my better half is a ginger and she also trys to avoid things like that
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:49, Reply)

this orange tanned culture
is not an option for those of us with skin so pasty it's nearly blue!

blue rights!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)

humph
i wore some "carbon" grey tights to work the other day (m&s autograph, cashmere silky smooth) but they are a bit blue.

our senior said "is that to cover up your varicose veins?"

i was incensed!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:09, Reply)

you could still go if you like, the idea is patience, start with a very small amount of time

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:51, Reply)

nah, not worth it
I'm REALLY pale and I looked ridiculous any time I've had anything of a tan (or healthy skin tone as other people may consider it).
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)

I have freckles like a mf
whether I'm tan or not, and they only get worse when I tan, but I look healthier when I have a tan
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)

I like freckles and anyone who doesn't is headwrong

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

I tolerate them, but one day, I'm going to tell them about themselves

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Damn you melanoma!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)

and sprinklers to do the laundry

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Tanning?
There is going to be snow in Scotland this evening. There won't be much tanning done in the UK this evening.

Unless it's that fake stuff.

I'll bet you're looking forward to the laundry most.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

fake tan? as in the spray? or lotion? puke
there shan't be snow
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

There should in Scotland

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)

de RIS please

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)