Listen, Darth, I'm going to ask you something.
It's currently quite hard out there on the streets of london, the homeless generally are those who are worst off in our society. They have to sleep rough, deal with all sorts of dangers. Female ones are known to be 'put to work', selling their bodies for change. There is a big assosation with addiction, voilance, prostertution, mental and phsyical illness. When you walk your 15 minutes from tube stop to work, the rain pouring down on you, the cold, so you zip up your jacket, keep your head down, and eventually you'll be sitting at your nice warm desk with a caramel mocachino from an international 'coffee experiance' enterprise. Imagine if that 15 minutes was a 30 minute walk, an hour, a few hours, an evening, a night, a few nights, a few weeks, just for a month, maybe a couple of months, then year on year without respite. Scavaging through left overs in the vain hope to have something that every other animal on the planet manages to have. Even bats, rats and moles have shelter from the harsh enviroment.

Now, when walking home from work and you've got a spare half price sandwich from Tescos that you figure you'll have when you get home but come home and decided to get a pizza and bin the sandwich, think of the starving hungry person on the street who's trying to do what he can, to survive. Not in a 2Pac or ru'boi sense of the word, but in a genuine might-not-make-it-tonight way. Go hand them over your sandwich, you're only eating for the sake of eating anyway.

So, I ask you, what can a dude like me to get chicks to totally dig me big stylee?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:14, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ask them out

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:17, Reply)

Wow
Too much for this early in the morning, but you should never, ever, bin any edible food. And you should never, ever, let edible food go inedible.

About the girls, weddings are great places to pick them... maybe you should go to the other one you've been invited :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:18, Reply)

I reckon spinning them that tale will work a treat mate
Women are, like, sensitive an' stuff, aren't they.

Not like me.

*cries massive GUILT-TEARS over the pack of cookies bought at Tesco this morning*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:18, Reply)

talk to them like this and make them laugh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:21, Reply)

Try out some moves on TGB
She can give you marks out of 10 and then you can polish up your act.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:23, Reply)

Become an emo, the chicks totally dig it

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:37, Reply)