oh no, barristers have briefs
solicitors just have boring red satin tie-at-the-side knickers? or blue silk ones? or hot pink boy-shorts? or black lace ones with "teacher's pet" written on the butt? or plain white cotton school girl ones?

(one of these has got to work...)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Back into the basement for me....

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

you can take them with you if you like
but you have to take them off first

(they probably aren't very comfortable on you anyway)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I did once put on a past girlfriends thong as a joke
It wasn't a pretty sight, I took it off VERY quickly
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

this is quite an image!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You have a look of Katy Perry about you in your first pic
and the same colour eyes as me

/notpanderinghonest
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

loads of online people say that about photos of me
trust me, in real life, there is zero resemblance. and not one person who knows me in real life would ever agree with the photo resemblance! not that it isn't desperately flattering.

now, dawn french...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)