Have you got the dogs with you in work again?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have.
We've had a good tramp round the park. The dogs are filthy and sleeping now.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Good tramping!
Did they play fetch or chase any other dogs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)

They chase the squirrels : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

That's some top work by the dogs.
Fucking squirrels and their nut hording ways.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

They never catch them : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)

It's probably for the best
They'll only rip the squirrel to bits if they do catch him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I know.
But the dogs looked so pissed off.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Why not get them a cuddly squirrel?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Good idea!
*looks on internet*
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

And if you do get them one
You can wave it in their happy little faces and get them all excited.

And then - and this is the best bit - put in on a shelf so the dogs can see it, but not get to it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Nah!
They gonna rip it up.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Wooo!
www.wildtoys.co.uk/Squirrels-animal-toys/Squirrel-on-all-fours-20-cm_300421.htm
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Tufty!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

My favorite paragraph in any book, was written by Dean Koontz, I can't remember the specific book 'cus he writes about dogs in most of them, but it went something like this....
Oh boy, is that a lead? Master ! Master ! you've got a lead, last time you had a lead we went to the park, I love the park, this time you have a lead too and does that mean we're going to the park. OH BOY. Do you think they'll be squirals? I think there might be, I sure do hope there is, I love squirals, I think they like me too, I hope they like me, do you think they like me? I reckon they like me. They deffo like me. There are trees in the park, loads of trees, look at all the trees ! Is that..... no, it couldn't be.... wait a sec *sniff sniff*, why yes, I do belive THERE IS SQUIRAL PISS ! OH BOY ! SQUIRALS !

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

From now on
Every time I read your comments, when you write all excited and in one go, as you usually do, I'm going to imagine you like an excitable excited puppy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Sometimes I wish I was a dog, in a happy home, there is no happier creature on this planet =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

You only have to see how they wave their tails
to realise there isn't a better life than that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Sounds like Fluke by James Herbert

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I wish I could have dogs at work
It wouldn't be so boring.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

They do tend to get in the way when they're bored.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I can't see a problem there
I'd love to have two little doggies here, so I had an excuse to go for a walk to the park.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Two of my colleagues bring their dogs into work on occasion. Workplace dogs = Ace.

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)