I just received an email from the eBayer who bought my laptop yesterday.
He said "don't post! I gave you the wrong address". Er, it was posted this morning, after he confirmed the address three separate times with me, and after I reconfirmed it and told him I'd post it this morning. And he has the tracking number from that so he knows I've posted it.
ARGH.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I suppose the important question is:
Has he given you the money for it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Definitely. I've even transferred it out of PayPal
and into my New Boots fund.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

In which case
that is very funny.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Then all one can do is facepalm
And hope that, if he does get shirty enough to take the matter up with eBay, they'll simply send him a short recording of their legal team laughing uproariously at his incompetence.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

You should reply "Haha, GUTTED".
WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING ! OH BOY !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

=D

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

How can someone forget where they live on
3 different occasions?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

massive drugs, I'll wager.
That or the buyer has been thrown out by their other half for buying laptops on ebay while drunk.

*checks the calibration of the patented Morrissette-o-meter in kilospoons*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

The buyer is a Mr. T. Pratchett ...

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)