5 of the first 6 emails in my inbox
just have "RE:" as the subject line. Beat that for thrilling.

the sixth says "FW: Centre for Sport and Exercise - Autumn Newsletter"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

first
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Oh, man, you have NO idea how much I wish that was true.

4050. And that's only the uncategorised stuff, I've got another 15,000 sorted. And my mailbox autoarchives anything over 6 months old into a whole other system. *weeps*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

You must have a HUGE penis

(TheColonel, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

have be
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Well yeah, obviously
but I think that it's more a demonstration of how much needless email is sent, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

You need to do some housekeeping

( Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I would if I had the time inbetween reading all the fucking email.


and posting here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Easy.
I have one that is:

'FW: Ang. RE: Ang. RE: PO 3593 and Item Ref. 602388'

Whilst it may read as 'Angry', Angry' etc - it is actually a long-running exchange with a Swedish shelving manufacturer.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:20, Reply)

not as bad as
FW: [Classics UG] Joint Consultative Committee for Undergraduates
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I think we could be at stalemate here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I believe so
this should make you laugh though SFW: fuckyeahterribleart.tumblr.com/post/1177194201/so-beautiful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)

It has indeed.
How fucking insane is that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

It's odd to realise
that compared to everyone else on the internet, we're comparatively normal. I mean just take a look at the freaks on mumsnet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I never have. They're rabid Daily Mailers, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I have no idea
but I've seen them covered in newspapers. And I stand by my point. We're relatively normal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

that site has some mad shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I've got some of those as well I think.
well, probably EPS rather than classics, but that just makes it worse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I don't even do Classics :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:28, Reply)