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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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are not worse, as human beings, than lawyers?
(, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
you'd be glad of lawyers, could save you getting a proper pasting. if you had a car accident, or any other kind of accident, you'd need a lawyer. if your employer shafted you, if you wanted to go self-employed and had tax issues, if you wanted to make a will to ensure everything went to the right place, if someone squatted in your home when you were on holiday, if someone accused you of a crime you hadn't committed (or that you had), if someone said defamatory things about you, if you wanted to go into partnership with someone, if you wanted to get divorced... you'd be glad of lawyers.
traffic wardens... you'd only be glad if you needed to find someone less popular than yourself or needed a halloween costume.
(, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)
if i slagged off chefs, you'd probably leap in there and say-
well actually, probably "i don't give a fuck, shut up woman."
so what's for dinner then?
(, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)
but also generally that i don't give a fuck.
i made a leek and potato soup, early dinner, feeling a bit ill like.
(, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)
see, we agreed on something. it wasn't that hard, was it?
(, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:11, Reply)
but it does mean that you can't call me a moron without also calling yourself a moron
(, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)
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