or she is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

lolol

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Thinking about it K
Are you sure your dog hasn't been raped?

She spends her unsupervised hours in her cage does she not? The only person who could have got in there un-noticed would be a 'cat' burglar. And that would be wrong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

there's only been one opportunity when she could've done the dirty
I was stone cold drunk and she ran down the drive towards this old arse lady that was walking her dog at like 3 in the fucking morning
her little shitzoo was all over her but I wouldn't think he could get it in that quick and get off without me noticing
but you know, thats how most men are anyway rofl
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

What will you do if she is with-puppies?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

shit a brick
then take care of her to the best of my ability and try to get rid of them by throwing them into a river
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I was going to suggest drowning them.
Have you got a sack and some bricks?

If you want to practise your technique you might want to start off drowing a load of kittens, they'll make less noise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Are you sure, are you sure, are you sure?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)

I've got weather stripping on my bedroom door to knock out sound
no one will hear a thing in there
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)

anyway, she probably isn't, but if she is I reckon I'll just have to take them to the walmart and try to
pawn them off onto people
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Women's nipples swell when they are on their period.
Maybe it's the same for dogs.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)

do they!
I didn't know that.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Don't your nipples swell and feel hard during your period?

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)

*Imagines two nipples gearing up for a fight*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:01, Reply)

FFS! You've been married.
There must have been times you've been told to stay away from them.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)

That was a constant for most of the marriage though!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)

There there!

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:21, Reply)