Well I had planned on having a posh pizza but having got home I found that you have to defrost it first before you can cook it.
So I ordered chicken and chips from the takeaway. I feel like I'm swimming in grease.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Salt and vinegar?
EDIT: Compared to other take-away foods Fish and chips have: 9.42 grams of fat per 100 grams. The average pizza has 11, Big Mac meal with medium fries has 12.1, Whopper meal with medium fries has 14.5, chicken korma 15.5 and doner kebab 16.2.

Fish and chips have 595 calories in the average portion - an average pizza has 871, Big Mac meal with medium fries has 888, Whopper meal with medium fries has 892, chicken korma 910 and doner kebab 924.

Statistics courtesy of Seafish UK.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Of course.
Edit - Luckily I haven't eaten too much earlier. It's just mentally I feel like Jabba the hut. It's a woman thing.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)

I've added some more info
To make you feel a bit better!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

How much is chicken and chips in your part of the world?
Also, how much chicken did you get? A half?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Three peices which were bigger than I anticipated for £2.95.
Chips are £1.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)

3 chicken and 1 chips?
Did you get a diet-coke as well?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)

I'm not keen on fizzy pop.
Apart from fizzy vimto.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)

You probably don't have enough room for a drink
After eating 3 chickens.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)

I didn't eat it all which is not like me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Saving some for breakfast eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Pfft! in the bin.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:44, Reply)

That is classic bulimic behaviour!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Once upon a time I would have scoffed the lot and thrown up but not now.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)

You'll just pick a few stray chips out of the bin if you wake up in the night and feel a bit peckish!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)

now she's throwing up

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Another classic sign of bulimic behaviour.
Blousie! Get help!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)

throwing up
isn't just due to bulimia
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Are you suggesting eating chips from the bin might make someone poorly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I wanted pie and chips from the van last night
but I was so monged out by the time I got to the sofa I forgot to listen out for it :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

you have a pir and chips van!
woah, that's like the future
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

It's got a bell and everything.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:23, Reply)

What tune does it play?
And does the bloke with the pie van call gravy 'Dragon's Blood' to appeal to the kids?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)

It plays that "dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding" tune
and the people in the back look like they're wearing greasy lab coats. If it wasn't for the salt, vinegar and fat it'd be quite disconcerting.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Do they go round the streets picking up stray animals
Before sticking them in a pie?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

this is the answer to Kristine's problem!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Dog-pie!
Sounds fantastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)