I em ferry sawry fur yur wurk prawblems
but undur the cirkemstences I will haff to refyooz yoor reqwest. why don yoo tri and do sum work insted of tiping a lowd of mispelled jibbiresh on hear?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:48, 10 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't be a twat,
it was a polite request.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)

don't be so fucking rude.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Why have you become South African?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Ey, Monty, ey
look over here! Another MASSIVE RACIST for the club!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

YESSSSSSS!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

oh now come on
i know you just lost your cat, but that's out of order.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Steady on chap...we've all had a lot to drink...

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I was only asking nicely, what the fuck do you want me to say?
"Oh gosh, that is deffo the worst thing in the world that has ever happened to anyone ever. DAMN YOU GOD AND DAMN YOU CIRCLE OF LIFE. The cat was obviously an adonis in feline form. It must feel like an extension of _you_ and everyone and everything has died. I wish upon wishes and wishes that this betrayal of natural circumstance be never bespode upon another person again. I would set up a manorial in the cats name, finances be damned, my offspring has no need for university, we'll remortgage the house right this moment to build a shrine, a temple akin in scale to the tombs of the fairoes. When I heard the news, and fell to my knees screaming at the gods and doubted my entire existence. Why couldn't it have been my grandmother instead? Why couldn't it have been me? Anyone, but anyone, instead of this magnificent beast."

As I said, I'm sorry for your lost, I'm sure you're very upset, go be with your family, you're obviously to distort internet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

oh gonz
how is anyone supposed to white-knight you when you do it so much better than anyone else ever could?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I tried down there at the end
But you're right, he's much better than me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

You see?
It's a lot funnir if I paint you as a little puppy running around waving your tail.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Ffs, I was about to ask the same thing because you'd fucked my mobile browsing for the day.
Sorry about your cat.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I used to think you were cool

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Sorry
I was blinded by an unusual (for me anyway) wave of emotion and was mean and out of order for no reason at all.

Sorry again.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Bad form dick face, seriously.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)