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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Midget butler.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:39,
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latest was 15 years ago)
I don't want to know
for what unspeakable purposes
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:40,
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Fellatio and a place to put his glass of cognac?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:42,
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what else could there be?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:59,
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Called Paddy Whack?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:44,
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I keep telling you. Nick Nack is NOT available for work because (a) he's an actor,
and (b) He's dead

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:47,
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Wikipedia said he choked while eating crisps
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:48,
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Thay can be a bastard
especially those crinkle cut ones
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:52,
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Looks like
once he popped,
*puts on sunglasses*
he could stop
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:52,
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Another deposit for the wankbank.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:49,
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Oh, Monsieur...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:53,
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Hello Monters.
Is this so the midget can wear a mirror on it's head for you to rack lines whilst being gobbled?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:08,
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