Bodcard machine fucked up
and put twenty three pounds on instead of three pounds. I was happy till they cancelled the transaction
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It was probably glandular.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I wouldn't be happy about that
I am amused at a friend though. They turned to me and said 'oh you've lost weight. Just thought I'd mention it because apparantly girls like that.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

It's a good way to stop an argument before it starts.
That and, "you're looking very tanned".
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

No arguments in the offing
and she's female
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Have you had your hair cut? It looks very nice.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

the poor men i have to work with
put my hair appointments in their diaries so they remember to tell me it looks nice. my lovely boss even emails me if he is on holiday to say "your hair looks great, rswipe".

well-trained!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Haha nice!
I have once said to a female friend "Ok, so you're looking at me like I should have noticed something, so your hair looks lovely and you are definitely looking thinner. We cool?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I dislike being expected to do this
because my girlfriend NEVER says "oh hey, you got a new gear gaiter fitted. it looks LOADS better than that tatty old one". Or "I can tell you spent ages tucking those cables in around the motherboard, look how tidy it all is!"

Snakes with tits.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

KHITC, definitely.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Three minutes is all the time
I can spend trying to work these things out before my brain hurts. Answer, please.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

kick her in the cunt

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)