I've never seen The Godfather films
and I've never been skiing, either. I tried to go snowboarding once, but I got so pissed off with falling over every 5 seconds that I used it as a sledge instead.
(berk, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Godfather, that's a point, never seen any of them either!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I snowboarded once on a dry ski slope
I was a natural at it, just a shame I've never been on a skiing holiday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Skiied, fell over, got up, fell over, got up, starting moving, fell, rolled down slope, taking out several kids, hit tree.
Never been back.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

you should do,
by day three you'll be confident and you'll love it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I was confident on just this little training session
But then the dry ski slope was rather small.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Dry ski slopes have a very different feel to real snow,
it's less uniformed and can be a lot harder to slow down on snow.
It's also piss easy to faceplant on snow.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

A uni mate of mine came back after Christmas with a 'modified' nose
He faceplanted onto some compacted snow and did a really good job of evenly smearing it across his face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)