I have never even tried to drive a car.
And despite talking a good game, I've never actually abducted, killed and eaten a child. I've been having you on all along.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:15, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

LIES!
On the internet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I can't believe you haven't wanked in this qotw response.
www.b3ta.com/questions/betamax/post963734
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I don't read QOTW any more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Wise, very wise.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Let's call it shit (for that is its name).

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Actually I think you'll find that it isn't shit, it is bad. Shit is an subjective judgment and not objective.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

apparently
people who start a sentence with "actually" are likely to be lying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

if someone starts a sentence with 'apparently'
it means that they don't know what they are talking about.


I should know, I do it all the time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

it is a caveat
i wish i could remember where i read the "actually" thing. i'd like to say my friend's psychology textbook (she's doing a phD in psychology, how scary is that), but it was probably the national enquirer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Stephen Fry said it on QI once
Therefore it's FACT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

really?
validation!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I fucking love driving
it's great

apart from the other cunts on the road.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Agreed

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:30, Reply)