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Alt: Not sure. I don't think her music is of any particular merit, but I enjoy mocking her accent in the same way that I enjoy winding up the Toon lass in oor deportmen' like. The various cosmetics adverts get on my nerves, but no more than any of the other cosmetics adverts by which my senses are bombarded on a daily basis.

I am INDIFFERENT.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I particularly hate the ones with the journalist in them which talks about "The Science Behind the Product!"
whilst not containing any actual science and instead having an attractive milf type journo who I would do in an instant interviewing a pseudo "scientist" who wears a white coat to improve their made science SkillZ
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Oh, don't get me started on those
They must just sit in meetings and go,
"Well, what's it supposed to do?"
"Erm...make your hair look nice...revitalise it?"
"Ok, we'll say it contains Revitagen."
"Won't that make it sound like some sort of disgusting cracker?"
"You're fired. The rest of you make up some graphics involving little glowing spheres splattering onto CGI hairs and making them flash and look pretty and illustrate the Power Of Revitagen."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I enjoy waiting for the small print to see how pitiful their statistics are
"9/10 women agree this wrinkle cream is better than having your skin pulled back and tied in a knot!*"

*86% of 19 women agreed
(Spitz, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

It annoys me that my wife doesn't find that sort disgraceful use of statistics
as violent anger inducingly irrittating as I do. Which only serves to make me more angry.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

smack her about a bit.
Tell her that you're going to bruise 9/10 parts of her body.
(Spitz, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)