I will bear that in mind
I will also remember to bring my noseplugs if/when we meet otherwise I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

there are only a few things guaranteed to give me the horn, and you tend to sport most of them and the CK One would push me over the edge.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

"there are only a few things guaranteed to give me the horn, and you tend to sport most of them"
this is actually a very nice compliment and i am now smiling a LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

of course
now i am eaten up with curiosity as to what the others are
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Pinstripe pencil skirts
Seamed stockings
Voracious appetite for blowjobs
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

^this
plus pigtails
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I knew there was something I forgot!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

oh
you're not a million miles off today, actually. i have a black pinstriped pencil skirt with a very tiny pale pink pin, a black low-cut jumper, seamed stockings and very high heels.

then i will replace the heels with the ass-toning, club-footed trainers for a truly special look for this evening's birthday festivities.

i doubt there'll be any blowie action though, as it's all girls tonight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Wow, erm...
I've just raised my eyebrows so high I now appear to have some strange tufts in my fringe...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

what, club feet do it for you??
they're not real club feet. just skechers with very thick curvy soles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)