Yes, she's dead
the dogs brought over from the UK trained to smell the scent of death picked up positives. No way would this be from the clothes her parents (as doctors) may have been wearing. Cause of death: probably accidental overdose of sleeping pills given by mother to keep children quiet whilst they went for their drink. Body: probably in the sea somewhere.

(dons tin foil hat, reads more conspiracy theories)
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That would make sense
I've been to that same resort and the pedalos were dirt cheap, they probably went out on one of those.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)

wouldn't it have washed up by now

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Maybe they put her in a bag with some bricks and kittens in it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Are the kittens there to keep her company?

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)

No.
The kittens are dead as well silly!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Dead kittums : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Maybe they'll be okay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

hmm, that depends
on ocean currents and the similar. But I think she's very much deaded, poor child, although I suppose "better" deaded from an overdose than deaded thanks to some nasty paedophiles...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I hope the aliens have got her.
Much kinder in the long run.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

yes but what about the
ANAL PROBES ?
(covers house in tin foil, awaits visit from the black helicopters)
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Never on a first date.
That's my rule.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)