Is Madeline McCann dead?
If yes, where's the body? If no where the bloody hell is she?

Alt Q; If you were really skint would you sell an organ or yourself for sex?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:56, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

kids are only small and easy to lose
um, probably sell myself for sex. My body can barely function with the organs it has now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)

I'd sell my organs for people to have sex with
There's got to be some sort of profit to be had in that these days.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)

nice idea
I think you'd get a good return on that. WOuld they fuck your organs while they were still in you??
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I'm going to go with
'Hell no' to that one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)

you'd make more money on it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I'd consider it, but in either case the chance of a successful sale would be very poor.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)

I've never learnt to play it so no loss to me really.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Pffft!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I'll bet you've played with your share of organs before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Not as many as I'd have liked.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Have you got a nice Cathedral?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)

i hear she has cracking cloisters

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)

That's for you to find out.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Considering I'd have sex with someone for nowt, I'd see money changing hands as a bonus.
I wouldn't really.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)

You dragged me away from calling Blousie
Duncan Norvell for THIS?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)

who is Duncan Norvell?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)

what she said. And yeah
where is Madeleine McCann?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I can only find one clip of classic Duncan.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZggclqsUeM

^ Is Duncan Norvelle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)

oh man I fucking love bullseye

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)

yeah, but like
what is he allegedly famous for
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)

For having a brief career as a bumber comic who said 'chase me' a lot.
Seeing as Blousie offered to run after berk to encourage her to jog, I hereby decide that Blousie will, on occasions when she annoys me, be called Duncan Norvelle.

*Chase me!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)

I've been called worse.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)

What's that Duncan?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Why have I annoyed you?

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Not yet
But I need to try it out, see if it suits!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)

must be an ITV thing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)

What does that mean?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

never really watch ITV

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Even in the early 1980s?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)

especially then
we just kind of never watched it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)

How very middle class!
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)

yup
weren't allowed guns (including water pistols) either
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Was your father Victorian Dad from Viz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)

like i'd have read viz!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Was it quite a strict up bringing then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

not really
it was more a bit middle class and a bit half assed hippy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Like the Modern Parents (in Viz)?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

i really really didn't read viz
but probably
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Give this a read!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Modern_Parents
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

OK, not that bad
and they are much more 'ITV' and 'daily mail' now than when I was a kid
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:46, Reply)

No idea.
Perfect murder?

Alt: Sex. I don't think I could handle selling my bits, but I could sell my bits.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Well aren't really selling them if it's for sex
It is more of a rental agreement. A bit like putting some old equipment in a Big Yellow Storage depot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)

but getting paid for it
rather than paying for it to be stored
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Sex is really a bit weird.
Putting a fleshy tube in a fleshy pocket. Urgh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

There once was a young girl, I remember the family name,
She belonged to some lawyers, went by the name of McCann*
McCann* rose to fame but it was a shame 'cus in 3 years time, people are whispering her name.
She went missing and no one knows why, on the nigh' she was pushed asi' (aside), such a young girl, a pie in the sky of her parent's eye.
They went out for tappas, that's a spannish dish. A few mates out on the piss, little did they know, they'd be lossing their kids.
What happened? Don't no body know, except the that man with the shank in his hand and a shovel in the boot and the dessert with to much room.
He took the girl, and then she went missin', don't get me wrong, it aint' the family I'm dissin'.
For all I know, that man couldda had a plan with the family in hand, for all I know it was an inssurance scam.
The media frenzie that pessured went ahead and her image got used. They went around claimin' she was abused but I wasn't amused 'cus it happens every day, in every way, the lucky ones run away.
How comes it's only white girls you see on tee-vee or the pretty blacks from middle class family but what about the kids that get abused every day?
The middle class families can't relate in any way so they're off the front pa' (page) relegated to thirty two. Between the cute elephants at the zoo and that footballer that went with a prostertute.
What's worse is the fact that this story is true, and it's double worst 'cus it can happen to you.

* Mcc
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

click.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Yes, she's dead
the dogs brought over from the UK trained to smell the scent of death picked up positives. No way would this be from the clothes her parents (as doctors) may have been wearing. Cause of death: probably accidental overdose of sleeping pills given by mother to keep children quiet whilst they went for their drink. Body: probably in the sea somewhere.

(dons tin foil hat, reads more conspiracy theories)
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)

That would make sense
I've been to that same resort and the pedalos were dirt cheap, they probably went out on one of those.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)

wouldn't it have washed up by now

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Maybe they put her in a bag with some bricks and kittens in it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Are the kittens there to keep her company?

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)

No.
The kittens are dead as well silly!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Dead kittums : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Maybe they'll be okay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

hmm, that depends
on ocean currents and the similar. But I think she's very much deaded, poor child, although I suppose "better" deaded from an overdose than deaded thanks to some nasty paedophiles...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I hope the aliens have got her.
Much kinder in the long run.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

yes but what about the
ANAL PROBES ?
(covers house in tin foil, awaits visit from the black helicopters)
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Never on a first date.
That's my rule.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Alt: sex
But I'd need to get "No Refunds" tattooed onto my chest first
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Yeh', I can't imagine me taking back any deposits on that one.
I don't think I could return them to the vendors.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:28, Reply)

meep meep

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

*bottle sounds*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

hello TGB
glad you moved then?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

or are you already planning murder?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)

im suspicious when youre being pleasant

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Don't be, Bobby is dead.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)

i hope there was a party to celebrate

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Have you seen the end of return of the jedi?
bit like that but with no ewoks, ghosts, or good music. Just a shitty little fire and an old arsenal shirt to burn.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)

sounds more fitting
Cancer joy is the only cunt on my list nowadays.
Leaving my shithole job means I have reverted back to nice badger
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Yeah I saw his post. Massively out of order really.
Glad to hear you're settled in and stuff.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

glad to hear youve chilled the fuck out
Although I can't b3ta at work now so you'll all be deprived of badger time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Bob.
Give us a new thread.

Please!

One where less scrolling in involved!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)

What has CJ done to upset you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)

he was mean to gonz
Even on b3ta there are lines you don't cross
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Was this shortly after his cat had died?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)

a cat.
If his mother had died I may have accepted a small dig.
Whole family getting wiped out would get you a big dig.
A cat gets you fuck all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)

I'm allergic to cats.
Have THAT for a FACT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)

OMG ME TOO LIKE NO WAI

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Nu Fred!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

she is gonna have some stories to tell for sure

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)