Out tonight,
Stupid situations, fighting a spaniard in Tignes. MTFU about the secondment now we get it, it sucks to be you. You haven't even tried it yet.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

shut it bender
this is less about the personal aspect of it, and more about the commercial.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Still, it's about 'it' nonetheless......again
just saying like tetchy pants.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

it's frankly outrageous to accuse someone of being tetchy
after they have defended themselves against a comment such as the one you posted.

you monumental vagina
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

what are you babbling about man?
We understand you don't want to go on secondment. I look forward to the monday or tuesday thread. OH WOE IS ME THE SECONDMENT IS BALLS. I have to drive 60 miles a day and back in January for 6 weeks, so what it gets me a degree.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

It's not quite the same thing though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:45, Reply)

It's close enough for this conversation.
I understand he is frustrated and it's a shitty situation but stop harping on about it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I wasn't aware that it was bothering everyone so much
ffs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:28, Reply)

You're not. Just me.
It's not like your cat died and you know I love you really snookums
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

only because you want to use me as your spunk receptacle
ain't gonna happen chum.

still, can't be too unhappy. It's friday and I've just rolled a fat one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

My kind a guy
Swoons
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Not bothering me
you haven't mentioned it in a bit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

And it'll cost you either a liver or kidney
Or whatever it was you bet Monty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:50, Reply)

fighting a spaniard in Tignes
Did he wave a red-rag at you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

my older brother being a drunken bastard caused the fracas

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

you are forgiven many things for using the word fracas

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

What happened?
Did he knock over a bigger boys sandcastle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

They were arguing about Rugby or something and the spanish guy said something spanish to his mates
they laughed my brother tried to get punchy but being utterly spasticated on booze just fell into the table. The spanish guy tried to hold him down so his mates could hit him so I felt obliged to help out my brother. It was very gay.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

It sounds REALLY gay.
Did you hear about the gay Spaniard? He never let a Diego by.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

hahahahahah
You are Tim Vine
so I shouldnt be laughing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Tim Vine in fantastic.
Although I don't think that is one of his jokes. I'm not sure where I heard it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I like Tim Vine though it does get a bit much after about half an hour and pun fatigue can set in.

(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)

my punalicious joke in graphics class
didn't do as well as my awesome forensics pun yesterday, but I still got a laugh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)

If you teach in a rurally situated establishment you could claim your pupils were graph - hicks
(But I wouldn't recommend it)
(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I'll give that a miss, I think

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Bah, that;'s the best gag I've ever thought of.

(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

garamond and times new roman walk into a bar
the barman looks over and sneers "I don't serve your type in here"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)

It's actually 'he never let a dago by'
which has added racistlolz and scans better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)