How dare you tar me with the implied brush of DRUCKS.
I'll have you know my body is a temple Welsh Methodist tabernacle.

Also, if you're in Leeds city centre next Saturday you may well see me being huge, lanky and somewhat more effeminate than usual.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:00, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Any particular reason?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)

There's an event on.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:09, Reply)

does it require especially effeminate dressing?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)

Well it is (shall we say) an "alternative" event; I would be more welcome in that guise than I would as my usual scruffy-old-knacker self.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:12, Reply)

fair enough
it's Queer Week here, so I need to think of a good costume if I get tickets to Queer bop
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Queer Week?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

yeah organized events here
usually talks/lectures, sessions on trans issues etc. I am unsure how I feel about it since some of the stuff isn't really queer, it's just gay
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Do gay nights become
'Queer for a beer'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

umm no
very occasionally they become straight for a mate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Ah no, this is a piss-up first and foremost.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:29, Reply)

our tuesday nights then
or queerbop, which is amazing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)

This brings a whole new meaning to the term
'Going out on a bender'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Sounds right up my street.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

have you ever dressed in drag?
edit: that's quite rude to just ask actually. Sorry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I did use to wear a shirt, tie and waistcoat at work sometimes, years ago.
For some reason the guys loved it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

I can imagine
I did for a solidarity night out but wasn't very convincing. The face was fine, but the hair and shortness were instant giveaways
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I had very short hair too.
I think it was the whole androgenous thing.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)

It's all of one or all of the other with me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I could have gone to Leeds this weekend
But couldn't be arsed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Aw! we could have met up for drinks.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:07, Reply)

Are you close to Leeds?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

An hour away by train.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Not that that close then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

If you say so.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

An hour is ages away.
Unless you travel at half-a-mile-per-hour
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

some fucked up man on mdma at my mates party would not stop touching me
It was horrible.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Did he
'touch your bum? this is life'

Cheeky-Cheeky.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)

no but he rubbed my face, chest and arms.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)

That's bad form.
Even high there are protocols to be followed.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)

I know, it wasn't too bad but he wouldn't leave me alone, kept followign me everywhere.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:41, Reply)

How did you put a stop to this behaviour?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I left the party.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)

You should have stated that you weren't on teh same buzz as him.
And told him it was inappropriate.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)

I did, but he didn't get it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Then you should have punched him.
That sort of behaviour is not on.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)

True but I didn't know him and he was a friend of the host.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Fair enough.
If you aren't enjoying it thanks to a bender on a drugs bender then that makes sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I don't think so.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)

What?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Depending on why your travelling, I don't think an hour is a very long journey.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)

*Beams*
You consider an hour a short journey to meet me?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)

hahaha! of course.
It's actually two hours really if you count the journey back.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Would you walk
500-miles and then walk 500 more?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Only if it means I'm the women who walks 1000 miles to be at your door.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)

The train would take less time if it didn't stop absolutely everywhere.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

True
But I don't imagine Blousie would charter her own train to meet someone who wasn't there anyway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

I quite like train journeys as long as the train isn't packed.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:49, Reply)

That might just be worth taking the trip in.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)