Dear Diary
Today I listened to this new band called "Blink 182", their latest album, "Enima of the State", has a song on it called "Adam's Song". It's like Mark has looked into the pages of you (my diary) and ripped me off big time. Although we've never meet and he has never heard of me, he has plagerouised my soul and sold it to The Man.

Mum, Dad, if you're reading this, then it was too late. It was not my fault that Sony and Nintendo both bought out the N64 and PS1 at the same time, and due to me not having the right one, I was bullied 'till I self halmed (in the post morterm, you will note the bruises on my fist as I punched a wall. (that pillow I punched it through was a very high tog rating)). I wish things were different, I wish that you could understand me, and my need for both concoles. I wanted a career as a video games writer, to be published and review the latest games before they were ever invented. The only way I could see me to do this is to have an N64 _and_ PlayStation. My career was in tatters when you said I had to wait until my birthday. I never got over the shock and killed myself. This is all your fault. Mostly. Didn't you know that the N64 has over twenty thousand colours? That the Playstation has a CD Drive? Didn't you realise the redicual that would come?

Mum and Dad, if you're reading this and I am still alive, I will tidy my room in the morning before school.

Thank's for listening Diary, you're my best friend in the world.

Gonz."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 7:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I wish someone would make a film of this
or maybe a tv series.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 7:58, Reply)

Dear dairy. Can I have too pints of semi skimmed today please.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 7:58, Reply)

Dear Gonz
Can you please refrain from using the "Sunday best" cutlery when self harming?

Thanks

Mum & Dad
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)