Today I'll mostly be listening to Blink 182 and Third Eye Blind.
Does anyone want to go to the park? My Dad got me 12 bottles of Smirny Ice for the christmas week, he said he won't buy me any more and that if I drink it all in one go, that that's up to me, but they'll be no more. But I know that work gave him a bottle of Gin and him and Mum don't drink it, so I can bring that too. I've got *counts change* £4.79, so that's 3 bottles of coke and a chips, should be enough. Can one of you lot bring fags though? I also took some fire-lighters and matches, so we can have a bit of a bonfire. OOOO, marshmillows, we should get some in case we get the munchies from drinking so much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 7:28, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dear Diary
Today I listened to this new band called "Blink 182", their latest album, "Enima of the State", has a song on it called "Adam's Song". It's like Mark has looked into the pages of you (my diary) and ripped me off big time. Although we've never meet and he has never heard of me, he has plagerouised my soul and sold it to The Man.

Mum, Dad, if you're reading this, then it was too late. It was not my fault that Sony and Nintendo both bought out the N64 and PS1 at the same time, and due to me not having the right one, I was bullied 'till I self halmed (in the post morterm, you will note the bruises on my fist as I punched a wall. (that pillow I punched it through was a very high tog rating)). I wish things were different, I wish that you could understand me, and my need for both concoles. I wanted a career as a video games writer, to be published and review the latest games before they were ever invented. The only way I could see me to do this is to have an N64 _and_ PlayStation. My career was in tatters when you said I had to wait until my birthday. I never got over the shock and killed myself. This is all your fault. Mostly. Didn't you know that the N64 has over twenty thousand colours? That the Playstation has a CD Drive? Didn't you realise the redicual that would come?

Mum and Dad, if you're reading this and I am still alive, I will tidy my room in the morning before school.

Thank's for listening Diary, you're my best friend in the world.

Gonz."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 7:40, Reply)

I wish someone would make a film of this
or maybe a tv series.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 7:58, Reply)

Dear dairy. Can I have too pints of semi skimmed today please.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 7:58, Reply)

Dear Gonz
Can you please refrain from using the "Sunday best" cutlery when self harming?

Thanks

Mum & Dad
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Dear God
I wish I had not drunk so much yesterday. I feel like shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 8:13, Reply)

HA HA!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 8:15, Reply)

Would you mind laughing a bit quieter please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 8:18, Reply)

On a school night?
For shame.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 8:31, Reply)

I know, I know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Alright gonz?
I had a jolly smashing weekend, it's been strange :p
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 8:34, Reply)