I'm too old to realistically have a chance of watching two girls go at it in front of me
Massive sadface.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't be silly.
Me and your mum would oblige.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I hope to Almighty God that you mean Tourettes and not my birth mum.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

They're both bi
Drunken party in which we were wandering round in boxies/bra & knickers, when BOTS decides that she wants a go of my GF. They play a bit downstairs, before inviting me and BOTS' fella upstairs, where they give us a private show, with the warning that if we even attempt to move from our seats, we will be thrown out of the room, and they will carry on.

It was fucking ace being 18.

EDIT: Although I'll never understand why I didn't grab the digital camera...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)